Edgar Cabada

Listen to the song I co-wrote with Roman Rouge “Watching In”

[Edgar Cabada @TheCabadaGuy]

@hvns4zee Or

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Logging on Monday morning knowing I have 40 more years of this

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: What is your current salary?

Candidate: I'm currently earning 150,000.

HR: What is your salary expectation?

Candidate: I'm expecting a salary in the range of 190,000–200,000.

HR: Sorry, that is beyond our salary range.

Candidate: May I ask what the current budget is for this position?

HR: Our budget for this position is 120,000–130,000.

Candidate: Kindly, next time, put the salary in the job description.

HR: This is against our recruitment policy. We don't want to attract candidates because of money.

Candidate: No one should have to take time off work to find out the job they are interviewing for pays significantly less than the one they already have.

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

using the company wifi to apply to other jobs

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘CARS’ will return to theaters in September to celebrate its 20th anniversary.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me calculating how I finished all my money

[autist @litteralyme0]

Cars was released 20 years ago today

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

how it feels to drink water at 2 am

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨 BREAKING: Indian Simulator just got announced for PS5.

The most realistic survival game ever made.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

what the F*cK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard cause I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Edgar Cabada @TheCabadaGuy]

@TheGTA6Informer PS5😎

[Grand Theft Auto 6 Informer @TheGTA6Informer]

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To enter:

• Like + RT this tweet

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Ends the moment pre-orders go live on MAY 18! 🌴🦩

[Radec @realradec]

the vibe at Rockstar Games rn

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

Me: *peacefully passes away at the age of 93*

Rockstar the next day:

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me at work looking for another job :

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Remote workers watching in-office employees head to work

[Edgar Cabada @TheCabadaGuy]

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[daz @MetamateDaz]

Job I interviewed for in February emailed me back TODAY to tell me I didn’t get the job.

My response;

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Me updating my CV immediately after my boss talks to me like I’m optional:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If they’re willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power