Caden Elliott Esq.

Cornish/Geordie filmmaker, comedian and dad. Co Writer/Director of @MetrolandComedy - P.S. don’t do smack, I’ve heard bad things... BLOKE/GADGIE

[Caden Elliott Esq. @TheCadenElliott]

Schrodinger’s pizza…

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HOWAY THE LADS!!! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #nufc #live #comedy

[lisa laws @lalalaws1]

Even the graffiti in the toilets was sharing the love for @MetrolandComedy gig! 🥳#LiveComedy #LiveMusic 🙌🏼@LaurelsWhitley @peeviewonders @jamieeastlake

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@justin_golight @genntry @danielslaterr @MetrolandComedy This sketch came out 2022, potnoodle came out dec 2020

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@genntry @danielslaterr @MetrolandComedy It’s a sketch from a bbc2 show Ellie and Natasia… Harry Hill is in it… it’s the same premise, setup, execution and punchline - just swap out awkward silence for awkward clapping. It’s the camera still filming as if something was happening that cinches it

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Scorcher out there today like…

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Turns out my car does have heated seats…
(It just had to be really hot outside for them to turn on)

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Can’t believe Ray Liotta has passed away, he was one of the Goodfellas

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I’ve just bet £100 on Ukraine to win the Premier League

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@Imamofpeace Waves are now forming from the past ripples

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

‘Twitter won’t become biased towards Elon Musk after buyout’, insist sources close to the multi-talented, handsome genius.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Interesting how many people are furious at the idea that their opinions won't be artificially protected and elevated above "the other side" anymore. If your ideas only carry weight because everyone else has been handicapped, kind of makes you question how good they really are.

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@laurenpattison Wait till you hit 88mph, then you’ll see some serious shit…

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On a train where the windows are rumbling so much it sounds like the opening of White Flag by Dido…

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Pear is the liver of fruit…

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Something isn’t right about this.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

There are many vaxxed people who feel more comfortable around a vaxxed person whose C19 status is unknown, than an unvaxxed person who has recently tested negative for C19.

This is because such people are following a cult, not science.

[Caden Elliott Esq. @TheCadenElliott]

@samward4b @missdianemorgan From the pictures it looks like you guys just parked your spitfires next to each other and are having a nice chat