CalCentel

Your one-stop shop for all things California Golden Bears, moderated and fact-checked by real Calgorithm patriots. Allegedly a parody account.

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JUST IN: Cal HC Tosh Lupoi has reportedly slain the mythical serpent Jörmungandr off the coast of Norway

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@goldmanbear Elaborate

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EA Sports has confirmed that in College Football 27, players attending Stanford in Road To Glory have a 1 in 15 chance of becoming abducted as part of the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Head Designer Mike Litoris described the cutscene as part of EA's efforts to add more realism.

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NEW: FC Bayern midfielder Leon Goretzka, one of the biggest names in free agency this summer, has reportedly turned down an offer from Oakland Roots SC, saying he wasn’t comfortable living in the East Bay on account of the Berkeley Booty Snatcher.

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@GregBiggins @ChadSimmons_ @samspiegs @BrandonHuffman @slamdunk406 @devontraybrewer @StanfordRivals @TupFB @DYoung386 @ThardiN1235 Damn Stanford! Save some 3 stars for the rest of us

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@9009_maiitsoh Needing AI to formulate your counterargument is a sign of low intelligence and your reposts confirm that!

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@UCLABaseball Was destroying the PAC worth it?

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@Oregonducks2003 @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @DaneWeber08 @CalFootball @CoachLup @_Charles_Davis_ @TroyBowens0 @Mdot_5 @JordanSom_CAL @MWCherrington @JaxsenStokes Don't set foot in Oakland

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@StanfordFanSdc Everyone knows the 2020 Big Game was cancelled after a quake beneath CMS released a new COVID variant that immediately incapacitated everyone. Please refrain from spreading misinformation.

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Xavier Becerra, candidate for California Governor, has just received the max contribution of $39,200 from the Stanford Tree to his campaign

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Fake news. There was no Big Game played in 2020

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The last 10 games between Cal and Stanford!

A very underrated rivalry!

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@dtrtobobo @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @DaneWeber08 @CalFootball @CoachLup @_Charles_Davis_ @TroyBowens0 @Mdot_5 @JordanSom_CAL @MWCherrington @JaxsenStokes Allegedly

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I cannot believe this isn’t Centel

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Daniel Lurie may be known for his lighthearted Instagram reels, but a new casting call seeks to place a likeness of the San Francisco mayor in a not-so-family-friendly scenario.

“Daniel Lurie impersonator needed for: gay adult film,” posters spotted in the Castro and Haight Ashbury last week read.

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@TrondGrizzell Haircut is wild

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Stanford QB Davis Warren has been taken by the Dark Watchers just north of Big Sur and is out for the foreseeable future.

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@Burn2Post Learn some respect

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@savanah2j @Michellek4040 Proof?

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@Thomasdunn24 @CalBearsOn3 @On3 damn

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CalCentel is proud be the only Cal-adjacent publication that recognizes the Panoramic Hill Association as what it actually is: a terrorist organization

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Cal fans, have you wondered why @CalAthletics rarely uses Memorial Stadium to host events to help alleviate much of their currently outstanding debt?

Long story short: The Panoramic Hill Association

Put together a quick PDF with the entire backstory here: https://t.co/ch2Va6P7E0

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@ToshingMyLupoi @plutobruin @LandofNix @eyelovelaa @90to63 @uclambb1 @Lakersln4 @goattalkLA Who are these randoms