The Calm Panic

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Me: opens X
Also me: quick scroll
Still me: keeps scrolling
Result: 3am

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@sizeofthings @reidhoffman 😂😂😂

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Countries Ryanair operates in (as of early 2026)

🇦🇱 Albania
🇦🇲 Armenia
🇦🇹 Austria
🇧🇪 Belgium
🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina
🇧🇬 Bulgaria
🇭🇷 Croatia
🇨🇾 Cyprus
🇨🇿 Czech Republic
🇩🇰 Denmark
🇪🇪 Estonia
🇫🇮 Finland
🇫🇷 France
🇬🇪 Georgia
🇩🇪 Germany
🇬🇷 Greece
🇭🇺 Hungary
🇮🇪 Ireland
🇮🇱 Israel
🇮🇹 Italy
🇯🇴 Jordan
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇱🇹 Lithuania
🇱🇺 Luxembourg
🇲🇹 Malta
🇲🇪 Montenegro
🇲🇦 Morocco
🇳🇱 Netherlands
🇳🇴 Norway
🇵🇱 Poland
🇵🇹 Portugal
🇷🇴 Romania
🇷🇸 Serbia
🇸🇰 Slovakia
🇪🇸 Spain
🇸🇪 Sweden
🇨🇭 Switzerland
🇹🇷 Turkey
🇬🇧 United Kingdom

(Note: This covers the core network—Ryanair focuses on Europe with extensions to Morocco (North Africa), Israel/Jordan/Turkey (Middle East). Some routes are seasonal or affected by 2026 cuts (e.g., reductions in Spain, Germany, France due to taxes/costs), but the countries remain served. New 2026 bases like Tirana (Albania) and Rabat (Morocco) add more routes.)

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@jakepaul Your new property looks so insane..

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@sizeofthings @InternetH0F 😂

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@sizeofthings

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@pubity Get your popcorn ready.

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@greg16676935420 @MrBeast Hey we have the same wallpaper.

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@chesscom Congrats you found me.

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@kirawontmiss I have thought about this many times.

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@itsme_urstruly Excuse me, her what now??

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@DanielW_Kiwi Apparently new studies show cognitive benefits especially if you are lacking sleep.

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@InternetH0F A kiwi legend.

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@elonmusk @art_muse That's sick

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@elonmusk

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@Rainmaker1973 If you tryna commit a crime Japan prisons have a great looking menu.

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@Rothmus This guy gets it.

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@elonmusk @XFreeze Cant wait to see it built and flying.

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@ThePunnyWorld Grass bull?

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@greg16676935420 Some people never lear.

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@primenic_eth @stats_feed In some ways definitely.