Bonzai Triggaman

Honk! Honk! I'm A Truck!

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@Gabrus baaaabbbbyyyyy

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Damien Chazelle’s BABYLON.

Starring Diego Calva, Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, Li Jun Li, Tobey Maguire, Jovan Adepo, Jean Smart, Max Minghella, Katherine Waterston, Lukas Haas, Samara Weaving, Flea, Spike Jonze, Olivia Wilde, Phoebe Tonkin and Chloe Fineman.

In theaters Dec. 25.

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Add in fondness to helicopters to the weaknesses section and we got a royal flush

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This gotta be the most accurate draft analysis ever 💀

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Carl tart is the best @nicolebyer , I ship sherm and nikki

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@GrandCrewNBC this is the best show I saw this year, finale Cold open got me gooooood

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@hitchisfine No they’re not

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The Psychotherapist wondering who’s fault it is when Genevieve self eliminates #thebachelor #BachelorNation #genevieve

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Teddi, Sarah, and Rachel figuring out who’s being manipulative to Clayton #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

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When Clayton’s stylist can’t decide how many layers #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor #BachelorNation

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@hauber_katlynn Sierra is the golden SNITCH #glitter #Bachelor

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@NifMuhammad

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@NifMuhammad

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I’ll throw bones that Garfield saves ZJ when she’s falling like Gwen did

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They used to call me “the patriarchy” in Middle school

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Just make this movie and get rid of that dweeb Hercules

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Jennifer Hudson tells @ELLEmagazine she would like to see Lizzo, Kelly Rowland, H.E.R and Normani play the Muses alongside her in a live-action adaptation of Disney’s ‘Hercules.’

She also said that she would like to see Ariana Grande play Megara.

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@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you dude

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@taylortomlinson @sammorril Great editing I imagine that took a lot of work

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@katiethurston is a kunt

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Bye Phylicia

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@AndyRichter Serves you right Candy!

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John Cryer’d: Jesus Charlie stop doing so much cocaine

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Tired: Jesus sucks
Sired: Jesus fucks
Wired: Jesus cucks