The Capless Capper

i was once almost really close

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@BowTied_Golfer @m_bass2 I know this your account

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Yeah.. the way Vanderbilt choked that I think I’m going to have to ignore that commercial saying don’t harass the players for a bet not hitting

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@PGATOUR @FatPerez33 We saw the original lmaoo “fatter than most.”

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Ball don’t lie

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2025:

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Hindsight is 20/20… smoked 160k worth of bitcoin Freshman year of college. Not all investments pan out. #BallUpTop

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@m_bass2 @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @ArianFoster Hand up. I got scammed.

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I’ve decided to use my years left of eligibility to walk on at Auburn. AU Family, you’re welcome in advance. More to come.

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Locked in.

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I’ve found my calling & my ticket to LA 2028

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Who do you call when a swim cap falls in the pool?

"BOB THE CAP CATCHER." 😂

#ParisOlympics

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About to curate some vibes on the TouchTunes

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JJ, didn’t get to ask in the spaces. Is crack or golfing with TJ the better high? @Jerrythekid21

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Wait. June went by wayyy too fast. Did I miss my window or can I still come out?? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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@BarstoolBigCat @Jerrythekid21 I’d like to take the stage and claim I can juggle only to get 1 maybe 2 full rotations before dropping everything.

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Jackson Holliday is a future @NorfolkTides HOF with 10 seasons under his belt in High A. 🤮

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What’s that saying about rocks & glass houses?

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

Good Riddance #OJSimpson

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@BrianKirschner_ Was me at home. Could hear me through the tv.

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@nickysmokess Nicky Marsh @PMTsportsbiz

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Tip of the cap to Broom. Gotta fake an injury after a loss like that. Veteran move out of the guy.