TheCapn

Co Host of The Pantless Podcast

[TheCapn @TheCapn11]

@TeamAlphaPrime @NASCAR26TheGame @brennanpoole @LavarScott @TommyJoeMartins @AlphaBacarella Xbox

[Steven Taranto @STaranto92]

Forgotten NASCAR lore: In 1998 The Joker and his henchmen tried to take over Charlotte Motor Speedway prior to the start of a Cup race, so Batman had to show up in the Batmobile and defeat him after a car chase through the quad oval.

Somehow we don't talk about this.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Some looks are just made for each other.

[George Carmi @Gcarmi21]

😤😤😤😤 #RaiseHail

[Electric Blue⚡️💙🧢 @Only9built]

Of course you want one, everybody wants one.

[LD Basler @ArmaLite15OU812]

Ladies, sometimes your man just needs help getting to sleep.

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

I don’t know anything about hockey, but watching how unbelievably uncomfortable this guy was is quite funny

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

Rokus secret menus

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This gravestone is shared by twin sisters: one lived for just two days, the other for 101 years.

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

"Rippin' around Daytona like a bald eagle."

Everything this man says belongs on a T-shirt.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

#NASCAR

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sean Taylor’s younger brother Gabriel says he wants to play for the #Commanders AND wear #21 for the team.

“That would be the cherry on top of the cake. I want to wear 21 for the Commanders.”

(H/T: @_MLFootball)

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA
Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it.
Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now.
So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause...
Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"
Son: "Really?"
Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand.
The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea.
Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years.
I actually bought those myself.
I watched you open them.
And did it bother me that you didn't thank me?
Of course not!
In fact it gave me great pleasure.
You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance.
I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"
Help each other this Christmas and...be kind

[TheCapn @TheCapn11]

@EACollegeFB25 The ability to use team builder teams in offline play

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The dedication to this is unreal 😭

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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