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Come aboard and join The Capt'n Bizarre! Pirates,Horror,Candy,Video Games,Retro,Toons! Maybe even a Babe or two. It's all here! 18+

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If we were to officially verify our account, which account do you think would be more successful as a brand?

@cult_bizarre

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Great news! Our favorite brain-dead bimbo is back and craving attention more than ever!!!!!
#KatyPerry

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It's the last day of Capt'n Bizarre's Burger World Proud to be an American 4th of July Weekend Remix Tour, but don't be sad that it's over. Be happy that it happened. And don't forget it's an election year. So expect to see more of our President Paylin.

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Tonight is your last night to have a 4th of July Extravaganza Hot Dog.

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The Carnival is in town for The Capt'n Bizarre's Burger World Proud to be an American 4th of July Weekend Remix Tour!!!!!!!

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How about that ending to Far Cry 5? Anybody?

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It's The Proud to be an American 4th of July Weekend Remix Tour, and things are only gonna get bigger and better.

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"Raise your hand if you like American bitches. Locked on girl on girl kisses. Well, I do."

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Today's Onlyfan wannabes don't know how to be a true Adult Film Star or how to treat their fans.

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Duke Nukem Forever is the official video game of this year's 4th of July. This game is fun!

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You know, another nonsense gets a full month. I don't see why we can't keep this American train going for a little while. And besides, it's the weekend! I'd like to welcome everyone to Capt'n Bizarre's Burger World Proud to be an American Weekend Remix Tour!!!!!!!!!

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If Sarah Paylin is the president of the 4th of July, then Letha Weapons is clearly the official mascot of Independence Day.
#FourthOfJuly

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Son: Dad, what's a great American album?

Dad:

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Looking back on this 4th of July, who could forget the speech that won Sarah Palin the presidency. Such passion and fire.
#4thofJuly

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So it's the 4th of July, what are you going to watch?! Well, besides the greatest 4th of July film of all time (Jaws), we like to watch National Treasure and Las Aventuras de Joe Sucio. What do you like to watch every 4th of July?
#4thofJuly

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"Hi, this is President Palin wishing you all a Happy 4th of July."
#4thofJuly

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Get a corn dog today.
#4THJULY

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And don't forget, tonight Macho Man Randy Savage takes on DDP at the Great American Bash only on PPV.
#4thofJuly

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