Carl Click

Husband, Father, Coach, Retired from TV news in Portland

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

.@StanfordSteve82 @DraftKings Two out of five ain't bad... Oh wait, it is. Continuing to drive bettors to platform that profits on every bet while showing that sports gambling "expert" can't come close to picking consistent winners.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@StanfordSteve82 @DKSports .Dang 40% miss the cut. Another parlay misses. You keep driving people to a betting platform that makes profit on every wager while proving that even sports betting "experts" can't profit over time.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@johncanzanobft Have you noticed the new MLB announcer cliche? It used to be "velo:" "Velo this" & Velo that." Now it's"leverage." "Leverage arm," High-leverage pitcher," "Leverage relief appearance." "Leverage at-bat." Got a thesaurus you can loan to these guys?

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

Can't believe my wife didn't know the traditional 40th wedding anniversary gift is an oil change. #couplestweets #marriagetweets

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@jim_benemann Kermit sings the theme song, right?

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

.@StanfordSteve82 Dang. Tough parlay when 2 of 4 miss cut. You keep driving people to betting platform that profits from every bet, W or L, while proving expert "betting analyst" rarely gets it right.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@jim_benemann Seat Geek would blow up with people paying big bucks to watch you on skates.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@travisdemers @trailblazers @spurs @RipCityRadio620 Awesome stuff, Travis!

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@jim_benemann You're still away.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@StanfordSteve82 @DKSportsbook Hey, Got one!

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@johncanzanobft Loved this story. Can I get you on retainer for my obit when I need it.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@AdamPDXSports Me too, 1989.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@HiMyNameIsSeton Dang. You're my favorite Dannette. Good luck on your new adventure. Your contributions on air will be greatly missed

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@StanfordSteve82 @DKSportsbook .0 for 4 on men's & women's NCAA finals bets. Ethically problematic when so called sports wagering experts keep driving people to betting platforms (that make profit on each bet) but can't get enough right to make the better a winner. It's so rare that your parlays hit.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@StanfordSteve82 @DKSportsbook Dang!!!

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@StanfordSteve82 @DKSportsbook .Do any of these EVER pay out?

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@jim_benemann He got the Pirates of the Caribbean open... Strait of Hormuz is next. After that, look out Big Thunder Mountain.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@MikeKATU Two leprechauns, two pots of gold.. you know with inflation & everything.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@dickfain Indeed. Sons & grandsons of Dick Fain Sr. & Bill Click, Whitman College's mid-50s backcourt.

[Carl Click @TheCarlClick]

@JakeTrout Exactly. Three steps not being traveling helps too.