Carl Jay Gerber 🟧

Everybody relax, I'm here.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

Taking one last look at my Twitter before making the jump to Threads.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

So that thing from Peter Jackson’s THE FRIGHTENERS poster is coming out of my dogs chest.
Should I be concerned?

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

@HorrorGirlProbs I'll never understand that. I do everything with my kids and it tears me up inside when I can't spend more time with them. Being a dad and being a babysitter are two completely different things to be.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

Only popping back on to this clusterfuck app to wish a very happy birthday to @PhilNobileJr. Thank you for always being a voice of reason and an advocate for kindness, it often feels like there is a short supply of both.
Hope you have a wonderful day!

Goin back to Threads now.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

@TheMutantFam @therealjoebob @SetDarcyFree @bwsaari @SavageCelluloid @stellarkaye @Jilhouse @alonna_lee @nathanbohatch @JonHarless21 @monstersndrinks

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

@SpyHards @007 @IanJacklin1 @DanielCraig55 @ITV I've always found Bond films to be good popcorn, but not much beyond that on an emotional level which is why I was never truly invested in the character. NO TIME TO DIE changed that immensely and Craig delivered an emotionally impactful performance with immaculate subtlety.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

@UncleCreepy @TXChainSawGame At least you keep trying. I quit online gaming after the FRIDAY THE 13TH GAME went live and some shitty ten year-old kid told me I was the worst Jason ever. The little fucker.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

@JustAMomNamedMM

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

@stunninggun My response to CHRISTINE was always "it's ok," but that's bc I only ever saw it on TV in pan & scan.
Then in 2018 I got to see it play on a huge screen at @MahoningDIT in 35mm and it was an entirely different experience.

Definitely see it on the big screen.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

Spooky season off to a solid start https://t.co/h3l0fwnmkJ

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

can we normalise ignoring people until you’re in a good mood

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

It's a pretty simple choice, folks. #BidenHarris2024

[Michael Kentrell Brown (Grace Era)💚ﾒ𝟶 🅴 @breezybetter07]

trump mugshot just dropped #TrumpArrest #TrumpMugShot

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Joy Ann Reid going off on Donald Trump with pure facts:

"...what a vile, racist, anti-democracy buffoon he was. This is the buffooning of the American presidency. This should not be happening."

#TrumpMugShot

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

You may have been Next, but to us you are always 🖤

[Barbara Crampton @barbaracrampton]

I was next a few years ago. That was nice 👻

[713 📌 @713Xjose]

“Biden didn’t do this to us… the Republicans did it too.”

OOP Nikki Haley has entered the chat. #GOPDebate

[alex @aaaaa_aaaaalex]

are we sure he’s not an AI trying to learn human emotions? #GOPDebate

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

That slow roll of candidates raising their hands (while maybe looking at their neighbors) to supporting Trump even if convicted….is so far the memorable moment

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

Photographer for the Fulton County jail getting ready for tomorrow

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Rudy Giuliani is right: if you take TOP SECRET documents and put them in your bathroom; or obstruct an investigation; or engage in a fake elector conspiracy, then law enforcement is “gonna come for you.” Because you are not above the law. And neither are Trump or his enablers.

[Carl Jay Gerber 🟧 @TheCarlGerber]

"Enjoy the horror-thon, and don't forget to watch the big giveaway at 9"

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

John Eastman booking photo