shaquille_oatmeal

- she/her -

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I think my favorite part of moving to a quiet, suburban neighborhood is waving to my neighbors as I drive by blasting Welcome to the Black Parade in my car. They have no idea who they are dealing with.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

“Perhaps grief is like battle: After experiencing enough of it, your body’s instincts take over…You prepare for the agony of a shredded heart. And when it hits, it hurts, but not as badly, because you have locked away your weakness, and all that’s left is anger and strength”-ST

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

“Not every story leaves the teller unharmed”

A Thousand Ships by Natalie Haynes

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I randomly think about the ghost of captain cutler way too often.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

@lauremonoto Right?!😂

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I’m at the point of my life where stationery is really exciting to me.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

Hi.. sorry about that.. mentally health wise better… brain power wise I am spent. Work is kicking my butt this week. That’s okay, I’ll kick its next

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I’m struggling

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

Sometimes when I’m depressed I watch Fergie’s National Anthem to see if I feel anything 😘

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I don’t know what it is about laying in bed for hours on a Sunday, drinking Diet Coke, eating Cheetos, and watching TikTok, but I feel whole

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

Today was a really lousy day at work.

Then I ended my night with a trauma trigger.

Happy Monday

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

Found a new sign that my mental health isn’t going so well: A pile of unanswered texts.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

There is something really dignified about laying in the bottom of your tub after you just totally slipped in the shower.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

Mourning the living.... It's rough stuff

[Andrew Michaan @AndrewMichaan]

today is giving me MAJOR weekend vibes

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

There is someone who really hurt me many many years ago... and I think they may be currently going through a hard time.... help me.. do I reach out and be a good person or just let it go????

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

McDonald’s French Fries... I know

[Ben Brown @iBenBrown]

I’m not really an animal person. Please quote tweet this with your spirit food.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again... I am a whore for tchotchkes⭐️

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

@pytking No... he has been in a rehab and just got out recently.

[shaquille_oatmeal @TheCarlyClark]

I really miss John Mulaney...