The Carpe DM

Lapsed D&D streamer developing Avallore one game at a time!

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@sarahpeathatsme Like looking in a mirror!

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@antodemico After watching your recent dragon episode, I can't help but wonder what mechanics you might make up for how the "age categories" would work. The magus dragon is clearly not young, so have you also made stats for dragons with smaller hoards?

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@DnDBeyond The Purple Pimpernelf

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@thetinyGM Odd. I thought that was just being in relationships period! "You have to many magic cards!" Or "do you need ALL those tee shirts?" have been favorites at my home.

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@StallordD @PlayWarframe Praise Profit

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@thetinyGM Oh. I use mine at work. Which is conveniently in the room next to the bedroom. I don't even need pants!

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@thetinyGM Don't you have a brand new keyboard that goes "clickety-clack, clickety-clack"?

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@StallordD @PlayWarframe I'd think they'd prefer you as the official historian. Little do we know, YOU run the Leverian...

[Tantus Narivan Dracovin @Tdracovin]

After 3 years, many many issues, and 86 episodes, Legacies of Caine is done. I loved running this Vampire the Masquerade game. @TheCarpeDM @UmberSkies @diamondwyrm @BubblegumViking @duncTTV and @Tivalec Thank you all for joining me on this crazy adventure. It was the best.

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@Morendur @idr_labs As long as you don't start working with Wathaku, or time travel, we should be fine

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

Here’s a fixed version of my flowchart with a watermark.

It will never be as popular as the bastardized one on FB—but if you’re reading this, you are the special few who know the original artist 😉

RT to support crediting artists and not watering down the #ADHD community 💕

[stephen joy @mstephenjoy]

Playing around with a map idea. This is in my little moleskin notebook I'm making for my daughter. #dnd #RPG #frpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #fantasy #fantasyart

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

a lot of people think ADHD is just procrastinating things i don't wanna do

well, guess what

i procrastinate things I ✨DO✨ WANNA DO

[The Carpe DM @TheCarpeDM]

@thetinyGM Who are those other people in your apartment?

[KP *Brown Spiced* Upadhyayula @KP11Studios]

So, my wife and I had gone shopping last weekend, when I had a sudden realization.

Me: "Wait....you know that store clerk I was talking to?...I...I think they were hitting on me!"

My wife: " Wait...you just realized this!?!?"

Me: "You knew!?! Why didn't you tell me?"

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@thetinyGM @Julesfx might be down for that!

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@thetinyGM =( maybe one day...

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@itsginnydi The scheduling

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@thetinyGM I think having a thing for 10's is tough for pretty much everybody. ><

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@RubeGelatinous At the Soggy Wheel, they've hired an Acapella band: The Wheel Spoke