Emily Townsend

It's not global warming, it's just the handbasket picking up speed

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

@darlingg1itter I found this painting a couple of months ago by accident and it has not left me since then. I cannot for the life of me find any background info on it or what book it appears in of Dinos but I am desparately trying to find out more about why he painted this. Anybody got any info?

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

@PurelyEury stardew valley

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

@KeithAllen71 interesting! sure!

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

I would like to not spray me, the counter, and the ceiling at work at least one day this week plz.

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

How many alcoves do you think I can create in my house? I think maybe 3.

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Favorite conspiracy theory: There was no shooter, JFKs head just did that.

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

me, finishing my 3m-10:30pm shift the night before my 5am-2pm shift: hey New Guy, what time do you work tomorrow??
NG: Idk. Early I think. Reeeeeally early. Let's check....Yeah, really early, 11am.
Me:

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Maruchan really needs to start selling containers of just their chicken broth powder.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

A 6-year-old & his best friend tiger began exploring the mysteries, profundities, and humors of childhood (& tuna sandwiches) exactly 30 years ago today (Nov 18,1985). Watterson's decade of work has captivated fans worldwide & is still every bit as relevant today, 36 years later!

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Alright. So there's Ramen and Bubble Tea right next to where I work at this cookie shop. The only reason I have to go home now is to see Andrew and take a shower.

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Love hearing the dudes fixing my heating unit in my house say the words "That don't make no sense"
please fix it my guy.

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

@KeithAllen71 just work! sometimes I just don't wanna! 😅😆

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Okay, Okay, Okay....I hear yah. But what if.....I didn't?

[Tom Grimshaw @TAGrimshaw]

for the last 45 years cinema has been living in the shadow of these 42 superlative seconds

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Why aren't night parks a thing??? I want to walk around nature at night.

[Paul Hoffman @blackdirtpaul]

@GambiniMister @EmilyMcgowin @drantbradley The statement "believe all women" means investigate the accusation as if it is credible, not lynch the accused on the spot.

[Daniel Bunn @DanielBunnJr]

Life’s too short to go to a church where a pastor is still considering the ethical viability of slavery.

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Hat or no hat?!

[Emily Townsend @TheCartoonPeril]

Hat or no hat!? Vote in the next tweet because I said so.