Catherine Chasse

choose people who choose you

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

My Dad just angrily shut off the TV to the news of Chris Sale and said “the guy would injure himself just going potty” —I’m cackling

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

@Chassenpaper I’m concerned that’s a Grandpa..

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

@vmiles17 @SharletteL You’re welcome 😌

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

@m3gan_ward I’ve never seen a tweet that more accurately represents you

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

@Chassenpaper Honey you never exactly tried

[Danny @DVN13L_]

White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

[a slut from the 90’s @SamJohnnson]

If you are over 21 years old and are not having MULTIPLE panic attacks DAILY about the youth & vitality being sapped from your body each & every waking moment then honestly its time to grow the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

I can’t remember the last time I’ve had fun....

SAID NO COLLEGE SENIOR EVER BEFORE THE CLASS OF 2020

[patrick @flinchers]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

Ahaha. I just had to pay shipping on my graduation cap & gown. I dont know whether to laugh, scream, or cry. Can’t wait to snap a pic in my yard alone.

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

@GraceDePalma Like car accidents aren’t preventable smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emily Chasse @Chassenpaper]

Some girls have friends that hype them up and some girls have friends that BULLY you over zoom to tell u that you look like a woman who fed her husband to tigers

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

If someone told me that I’d be spending my final couple of months in college filing for unemployment and moving back in w/ Mommy & Daddy I woulda laughed right in their faces

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

I really think it’s cruel that we can do school, but none of the fun things that make it tolerable . .

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

Does anyone else consider TikToks before bed their most valuable form of therapy? Cuz same

[Emily Chasse @Chassenpaper]

Me: dad, do you know what tinder is? Dad: no
Me: it’s online dating, like https://t.co/mxKGB2VolU
Dad: oh, I’m not on https://t.co/Ps8tQnkGte, I’m on https://t.co/tCANnyJPtQ

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

sometimes I remember how I met a boy on spring break in the DR who took a $250 train to come see me when we got back, thought he was JESUS, then I found out he was an alcoholic. Let’s just say Ed Sheeran was right when he said “the club ain’t the best place to find a lover”

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

Wow senior year is having no first day outfit picked out, not one book purchased, no clue where or what time classes are, and showing up with a pencil & 1 notebook for every class. I dont know if this is awesome or awful

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

Growing up with conservative parents be like:

[Catherine Chasse @TheCatChasse]

So incredibly proud & excited to announce that after an entire summer of working 40 hour weeks I have saved up enough money to buy a pack of gum. Truly couldn’t of done it without the support from student loans, rent, everyday living expenses, & the occasional cocktail.