The Cat™🇺🇦

Owner of four Puny Humans; educated, erudite, insufferable, grammar arse, human whisperer & grumpy despot.

Family motto: da Cattus magis pullum.

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Huzzah!

Bonus Tasty Tasty Tycken! 😺😺😺

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@LifeOfSaartje While The Valet has no practical use whatsoever for such a 3D printer, it still rather wants one.

Or, it could feed The Cat more Tycken

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@TobiasandJasper The Puny Humans have been looking after The Cat (who became diabetic and very ill for quite some time, but is now well on the road to being back to being The Cat)

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@LaphroaigKitty Happy Birthday!

And

Boo! Simply Boo!

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@DrSchrodinger15 Just *one* special meal?

Remember "ten special teas" rhymes with the plural of salami 😼

[Groot & Rocket tweet... @GrootRocket2]

Now hiring: human household staff. Housekeeper or butler (both even better) for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Payment in purrs. For inquiries, contact Coco.

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@LifeOfSaartje The Cat is very much looking forward to the forecasted weather next week

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@iamstanthecat25 The Valet quite likes that The Cat uses the flowerbeds as a urinal.

Because The Cat uses a few favourite spots, The Valet simply has to spread the soil from those areas around to boost the NPK values elsewhere in the beds.

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@SixDinnerSid_ @PhoebeAndSelene You are named for an excellent Cat.

It is a favourite story in this house.

[Phoebe, Selene and Mr Binx @PhoebeAndSelene]

There are some lovely people out there - we are now just £54 short of £5000

Mum has paid for her visas and vaccinations so every penny raised goes to @cherwellcats

This time next week she will be at Heathrow 🙀 #CatsOfTwitter

[Cats in North Oxfordshire @catsinoxford]

Good news everyone - Georgie has been reserved and Spike went got his new home last weekend 😻💕🐾 #CatsofTwitter #AdoptDontShop

[Groot & Rocket tweet... @GrootRocket2]

Black house panthers are the best household rulers. (The fact that I (Groot) am one, does not mean I am biased.) Tim is hiring human staffmembers. Make sure you apply for the job!

[Cats in North Oxfordshire @catsinoxford]

Just 2000 signatures needed #CatsOfTwitter

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@LaphroaigKitty Unfortunately, the Puny Humans were fully engaged elsewhere for the entire day.

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@TheCatIsBusy The 🌧️ is sounding increasingly like ⛈️ here.

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#Petrichor, on days like today, you are the ambrosia of the olfactory bulb!

Yay 🌧️

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[Hedgehog Society @hedgehogsociety]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 Let's make this viral - hedgehogs are dying of dehydration - please please share this post and offer some shallow bowls of water for wildlife (pop a few pebbles in to make sure insects that fall in can escape) 🦔 💧

🎥 Paul Bunyard

[Hedgehog Cabin @HedgehogCabin]

🚰Please stop what you're doing and put a dish of clean water outside your front door, right now, for the nocturnal animals. They've had to wait in their nests and dens all through the searing heat of the day.
This small mercy from you will save lives.🚰
https://t.co/ScjmodSx3m

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@PhoebeAndSelene Thank you

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As is its wont on an approximately sesquiannual basis, The Valet had a Good Idea™️

Instead of working in the garden brick box today, it brought the solar-powered aircon into the house and shared 😸

Apparently, working from the dining table is a "#+*@ing 'mare".

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[Cats in North Oxfordshire @catsinoxford]

Thanks to everyone who voted in our Twitter polls over the weekend - henceforth the little white cats will be known as Willow and Finn. They are very small for adult cats but eating well and very affectionate 😻😻😻 #CatsOfTwitter #tunatuesday