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Legitimate job, legitimate job, quirky hobby, pets I own, philosophical identity.

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@BetootaAdvocate Yawn, this joke has been done.

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@PPathole @elonmusk @SpaceX @FutureJurvetson I’ve never seen so many sneans

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@rickygervais Actor’s lives don’t matter

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We could really use some celebrities singing Imagine right now. #WhiteHouseDown

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If you are ever feeling successful, just remember that Elon Musk’s side-hustle is a spaceship company.

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Only those with halitosis will survive.

#CoronavirusPandemic
#COVID19

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@DouglasKMurray The strange death of Douglas’s sleeves.

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BREAKING: Steven Bradbury has offered to compete in all events if Australia pulls out of the Tokyo games.

#coronavirusaustralia

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At least previous generations could say they died nobly defending their country on the battlefield. Our story will be that we died because we went to the post office.

#coronavirusaustralia
#coronavirus

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This latest season of The News is intense.

#ShutAustraliaDown
#Covid_19australia
#coronavirus

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Flatten the (earth’s) curve. #FlattenTheCurve

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After the #coronavirus is done, I might even keep washing my hands.

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Not to get all tin-hat, but has anyone actually seen a #coronavirus in person.

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Hollywood already in talks with #coronavirus about a sequel.

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#CoronaVirusChallenge

Pretend that the coronavirus is your nudes and going outside is retweeting them.

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If you see a #coronavirus, stay very still, don’t provoke it. It is more scared of you then you are of it.

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I miss terrorism.

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I have nothing unique to say. #irony

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Don’t touch your face and you won’t get #coronavirus. But also if you ONLY touch your face then you won’t get coronavirus...... ah? ah?