Charlie

There’s no way to stop lava. Once the fissures open and the hot stuff starts flowing, it’s best not to fight nature.

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

Like my posts you animals

[THE NIИ LIVE ARCHIVE @ninlive]

“How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have Fun? Yeah, well that was the last guys… Wrong fucking band. We’re here to have a bad time… Let’s fucking do this.”

- Trent Reznor, 08/16/2013 Lowlands Festival

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

👑👑👑

[Read Michael Hudson’s Super Imperialism @ashtonkynmama]

This kid is our propaganda king.

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

On this day 22 years ago, a bunch of weirdos in Denton, including our buddy Rick, held a high concept garage sale where all the prices were determined by mysterious masked figure. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

I haven't seen Banshees of Inisherin yet because I am badly mentally scarred by this dog shit movie.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

was almost six years late on watching THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI and could have waited six more years, that movie was terrible

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

@murderxbryan It's a kitchen it's allowed to get wet

[Mike Schuster @mcs212]

Was the victim "jokingly" going to internal affairs to report misconduct?

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

@JackBMontgomery @MShushku @kevinnbass @BDSixsmith These dudes loved pullovers

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

In 1972, the Yankees asked former players for their most outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium.

Mickey Mantle’s response was so lewd and graphic it could never be printed.

The original is up for auction for the first time at @Lelandsdotcom.

[sadiq @SadiqoJN]

Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

[𝔐egalith @Psychic_Driving]

This is the only exchange on Twitter that I will ever remember

[Ben Sprung 🇺🇦 @bgsprung]

mind blown by a YouTube comment of all things

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

@OsitaNwanevu The real question is...what is Cleveland??

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

@OsitaNwanevu The whole north-middle of the state is its own thing but there are like 12 people there so it's not a big deal.

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

Gumby doesn't have a mic so my head canon is that The Gumby Band is actually the most popular cinematic post-rock band of all time. Basically they're Mogwai in my brain.

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

Before Twitter dies I want to get this out: this is the best Gumby's Band Playing Different Songs. It lines up perfectly and it's a hot cut. I miss the javelina running to different songs account too but this is the world we live in.

[Charlie @TheCharlieGear]

@Name_BunchaNums @Beardandcamera Beard and camera...congrats on the Instagram approved personality. Next he's going to tell me about how he smokes his cocktails.