Jordan Belfort

~ you can find me at the corner of dead inside ☠️ and chasing a will to live ~

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@JonnieKing @KTLA @TheScenestar Then we would flood! There’s no where for the rain to go here!

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@LeroyBickers4 Do you think Ken Dorsey is the issue at all 4? How does his offense compare to Van Pelts in your opinion?

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@CatChubbs @cavs @evanmobley Why would he? He can switch 1 through 5 just fine. The starting 5 right now will probably be Garland at PG, Sexton at SG, Okoro at SF, Mobley at PF and Allen at C.

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@thesinofgreeda Wait until you lose your save

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@jtskeet Fuck 12

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@M_barr0w Halloween costume ideas

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

“When is the last time YOU got up at 8AM”? — @jtskeet

[Chase @notchaselyons]

girls love it when you wake up at 6pm and play video games until 10 in the morning and eat half a meal a day

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

@jtskeet

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

Dear Santa, I can explain 💁🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

If you are vegan and you feed your child, infant, toddler vegan, I have no respect for you. Let the kid make his or her own choice before he or she becomes anemic from your uneducated nutritional choices.

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

Was #browns Miles Garrett’s altercation with #steelers Mason Rudolf “bush league” or a “misunderstanding”

[Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres]

Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

[Daryl Ruiter @RuiterWrongFAN]

Ending this now, #Browns are going nowhere. The Haslams are spending tremendous amounts of money behind the scenes on a major project I can’t report on yet but hope to soon. They are 100% committed to Cleveland. The franchise is safe. As for the stadium, have 9 years to plan it

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

Is the color maroon just navy red? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Belfort @TheChaseIsReal]

It’s the Raptors vs an MRI machine at this point, wish the Cavs had it so easy 💯

[James Rapien @JamesRapien]

What's it going to take for people to realize Collin Sexton's having a good rookie season?