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Courtland Sutton is a landmine @sammyd

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Why the heck were Joe Buck and Al Michaels BOTH talking about the moon? First on Monday Night Football, and now on Thursday Night Football. What is going on with these announcers and the moon?

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@NFL_TDs_tracker The tracker is a little confused

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@jaseo224 It just needs to be simple, practical, and easy to use. Less colors, less analytics just bring back the interface from five years ago. And please put the wide receivers above the running backs again.

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The Yahoo Fantasy interface is actually terrible now. They’re trying way too hard to be like ESPN, but no one even likes ESPN’s interface. Yahoo, bring back the simple, clean, awesome interface that made your app great in the first place.

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You know Brian Robinson is in the game when you see a bent over log in the backfield

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Best kicker in the league: Brandon “The Oil Prince” Aubrey. 👑🛢️

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That nose ring Bijan Robinson is rocking is basically giving him an extra nostril to breathe through. Feed the man.

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Why the heck is Bijan Robinson on the sideline with that stupid nose thing

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@jackcohenfilm I think this one I have spot on

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Saquon Barkley looks pretty chipper at practice today, but he’s still rocking that stupid neck guard. No chance he plays in the next three weeks.

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Saquon Barkley is practicing. He’s wearing a cowboy collar.

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Eagles practice report coming out soon. My guess is Saquon Barkley did not practice, and we should expect a heavy dose of Tank Bigsby this week.

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@vikingzfanpage @AdamSchefter @realmnsportsfan The Vikings need to hold onto JJ at all costs. That man was born to lead a team, and we need to give him another shot at some point. He went 5-0 to end the season last year, and if he learns to just throw the ball to Jefferson, he could be a very serviceable QB.

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@DavidNeiszPHL Jalen Hurts is one of the most disrespected QBs in the league. He consistently has the Eagles as one of the best teams in football. Yes, he makes some terrible throws, but he also wins games and puts up numbers. I’d take Hurts over most QBs in the league.

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@RollPhillyDawgz On the road in Tennessee, coming out with a dub is all you need. Jalen Hurts looks fantastic composed, confident, and completely in command. The Eagles are winning the East easily, and this team is only going to get stronger as the season goes on.

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The update on Saquon Barkley is… no update. How hard is it to read an MRI? I guess we’ll know more after practice, but waiting four days to hear the results of an MRI is abnormal. At this point, the official report on Saquon Barkley is simply: “muddled.”

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Eagles HC Nick Sirianni still did not have an update on Saquon Barkley (stinger), per @ZBerm

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@Woke444_ @Gary32t And you know what buddy. If he were out that long, it wouldn’t just be a stinger. It would be something more severe.

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Don’t see Saquon Barkley anywhere… still waiting on those MRI results. What’s the big secret?

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Stay working 😤

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Tonight’s Falcons Packers game won’t be anywhere near as entertaining as Bills Lions last week. I’m expecting a low scoring battle, which plays into Atlanta’s favor and keeps this one close.

Final Score: Packers 20, Falcons 17

🎯 Falcons +4.5
🔒 Under 42.5

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The Minnesota Vikings need to make a move at RB ASAP. Even though he’s on IR, James Conner would be a perfect trade target. Kyler Murray’s longtime teammate is a fantastic runner when healthy and would add much needed depth to the backfield. Make the move!

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A disc issue doesn’t show up on an X-ray. Players return to games all the time after being cleared, even when something is still wrong. The most telling sign is that Saquon returned for just one play, then didn’t play the rest of the game. He tried to go and couldn’t, which could be why they’re looking into whether it’s more serious than initially thought.

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No way Saquon Barkley is dealing with just a stinger. A shoulder fracture or potentially a disc issue has to be a concern. You don’t usually come back out wearing a neck guard if everything feels fine. Definitely one to monitor.