Gayatri Pahlajani

Late youth. Swiftie.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

After having voted in not one but four general elections, my name has been struck off the voting list. @ECISVEEP @SpokespersonECI could you help, please?

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

Quick question, in the movie Hum Tum, Rani Mukherjee gets married to Abhishek Bachchan who lives in the US, I think. Then he dies in an accident so she escapes to Paris, sets up a boutique there and starts living a solitary life.

What visa was Rani Mukherjee on?

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

Delighted to announce that The Big Sneeze Content Company's film on sanitation (commissioned by CWAS-CRDF-CEPT University and HSBC India) has won a global award! For a shorter version of the film, click here: https://t.co/6pK5YoWcCU

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

Now showing. See you there!

[Avid Learning @AvidLearning]

Join us to discover how to become a master at writing in someone else's voice in this interactive Ghostwriting masterclass led by @TheChiefSneeze.

On Sat, March 25th
10 am to 1 pm
At Essar House Mahalaxmi
Book your spot here: https://t.co/xg9ILmFLYI

#LearningNeverStops

[Avid Learning @AvidLearning]

Join us to discover how to become a master at writing in someone else's voice in this interactive Ghostwriting masterclass led by @TheChiefSneeze.

On Sat, March 25th
10 am to 1 pm
At Essar House Mahalaxmi
Book your spot here: https://t.co/xg9ILmFLYI

#LearningNeverStops

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

Now showing. Tickets on https://t.co/jHSLMi0Sci

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

In case anyone is wondering why that undoubtedly wonderful in-flight voice on Akasa Air sounds SO familiar, they need wonder no more.

🎥 Meghana Rao-Pahlajani

#TheBigSneezeContentCompany #Voiceovers #inflightannouncements

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@nowme_datta Haha. Same.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@karthikavk Congratulations, Karthika! Great news.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@nowme_datta Oooh. No, Nao.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@nowme_datta I once won a line and shared 50 rupees between four people. 12.50 apiece.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

Maths that counts.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@nowme_datta Bachelors, Nao.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@nowme_datta Always the pigeons.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@mukulchadda That’s got to hurt.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@nowme_datta OMG! Me too. I thought I was alone in this. And that magical bag that stuffed so many big dresses and still looked like it had room to spare.

[Anuvab Pal @AnuvabPal]

I went to an Indian government office today and while waiting, tried to take a picture of old decaying files. The main Bengali bureaucrat in charge scolded me and said, "I'm tired of you instagram sorts coming here and trying to make old paperwork look artistic'.

[Anuvab Pal @AnuvabPal]

I'm 45. I took my 82 year old dad for a drive and both of us listened to Peaches by Justin Bieber.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@sahilkanuga I’m a little worried about you, Kanugs.

[Gayatri Pahlajani @TheChiefSneeze]

@Rajyasree This reminds me of Pune for some reason. I always used to eat these there as a kid. Absolutely no idea why.