The Chimps Play

Come have a beer with us while we play games, and indulge in Monkey Business©

The Chimps are: @MatthewPelton86 @joshua_fetzer @bigjander and @MrMkVenom

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

I'll leave this here

[CDC @CDCgov]

Don’t swim or let your kids swim if sick with diarrhea. One person with diarrhea can contaminate the entire pool. Learn more ways to keep you and those you care about healthy. #HealthySwimming https://t.co/3ogS3ZlQX6

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

Humbled by this sketch you made, thanks dude!
-Matt P

[LUKE GARVEY @LJWGARVEY]

Go help these guys get past 50 followers on #twitch they're sooo close! #SupportSmallStreamers
https://t.co/E6nMb3J3E5

[Nox 🖤🤍💜 @noxthesplicer]

Masturbating under a weighted blanket is a real chore, Sorry all I took a real leap of faith with this tweet. This is the new me. ✌️

[Otilia @Otilia000]

I play Cyberpunk 2077 for the plot.

The plot:

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

Never talk to me or my fancy-hatted son ever again.

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

@SeaOfThieves Just lounging. Spyglass for scale

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

#WinWednesday returns with a pup-focused prize! RT and reply with a photo of your own real-life good boy or girl for a chance to win a Sea of Thieves Dog Promo Pack. Random winner chosen at 5pm BST tomorrow, September 17th. Ts&Cs: https://t.co/wQsdKI77J2

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

The next free Sea of Thieves update, Vaults of the Ancients, arrives September 9th. 🪙 ⏳

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

Precisely one second after anyone mentions the Kraken:

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[John Legere @JohnLegere]

Wear a mask, Be a good neighbor, keep your neighbor safe and they will return the favor! ...and be a leader and lead.... that’s what leaders do! It’s not that hard and it makes a big difference! All agree? I thought so ! 😷

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

It's okay to appear offline. It's your life

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

We're going to play the dungeons and dragons tonight around 8:45 PM CST.
Come join us for a few beers, or whatever you want to enhance the experience for yourself. No judgement here.
https://t.co/Z12jR5NyNT
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#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndtwitch #roll20 #discord

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

@LJWGARVEY That's a badass mask

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

#AllBirthdaysMatter

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

Everyone:

[LUKE GARVEY @LJWGARVEY]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favourite chimp @joshua_fetzer

[Jonas Jödicke @JoJoesArt]

- Guy steals my art for his book cover
- I ask him to take it down or pay a license fee
- He lies that he‘s not making any money from it
- He insists on keeping the image in exchange for an IG post that‘ll „give me business“
- calls me egotistical for not wanting to cooperate
🤦🏼

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

@Disneyland2go These Coronavirus jokes are all really shitty. A lot of people are dying from this. A lot.

[The Chimps Play @TheChimpsPlay]

Tonight your boys are streaming D&D over at https://t.co/eokIn66Vmn
We have a few new features like live character sheets and live hit point displays.
Check us out at 8:30pm CST
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dndstream @CriticalRole