Ben Simpson

Current Pop a Shot high score holder at my local Dave and Busters. Stand Tall. Peace

[Ben Simpson @TheChimpys]

@PFTCommenter Things Hank hates seem to be winning lately

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Corn dog for Sungjae at the turn

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[Josh Berhow @Josh_Berhow]

Gary Woodland (right) bombs one past Scheffler and Burns on 14 at Shinnecock. Pointed a rangefinder their way and just pulled out his phone to call them.

[Ben Simpson @TheChimpys]

Telling my kids and grandkids I locked up a finals MVP in high school

[Sam @PanFriedBeets]

14 years ago I came off the bench to score 12 points and defeat Jalen Brunson in a high school basketball. Have to think he’s trying not to think about that here tonight

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Crack the Sky. 851pm on Thursday in Chicago during a massive storm.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Dave Mager @DaveMagerNews]

Larry David reacts to the now forgotten Josh Hart miss.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Harper man good grief

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

WHO checked in

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

One of our era’s greatest poets.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

The emperor was wearing clothes. Lots and lots of clothes. He loves clothes. Huge fan of clothes

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

2nd shortest player in the NBA

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Knicks are just playing at ungodly levels of *Vibes* that can’t be matched no matter how hard the Spurs try.

Cant beat the power of friendship