Carlos

Vincit omnia veritas

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

This guy watches football and eats cheese pizza for a living

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Damn Yankee 💯 🇺🇲 🦅 @damnnyankee1776]

When that motherfucker back there is not real.

[Max Twain @MaxTwain24]

Never has a photo so completely encapsulated the total and complete failure of the @wnba’s leadership.

Never in the history of sports has a golden goose been so deliberately squandered.

[Michael E. Fry @Frysmouth]

Wife watching me making one more mixed drink.

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

[Sasha @SunSharkSasha]

New discord feature about to be like this

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Ben Shapiro when the Israel First 🇮🇱 propaganda doesn’t work anymore

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

CEO's learning Ai will cost more than human workers after firing 25% of their workforce

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me surviving an entire week without spending $40, then casually dropping $1500 in a single day.

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately