Archie Johnson

If you're on my Twitter, then you already know me very well; if not, you can always ask me a question. =)

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

Hell, I'm never on here, but I'll make a post today. 😂 😂 😂 #MyXAnniversary

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

@LexiLove Just go back to doing porn. Taking a dick in the ass was the only time you were somewhat relevant.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

@FeliciaRoseRaw Favorite books?

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

During the Milwaukee game on Halloween.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

@hamidoudiallo Which shoes were you wearing last night? Same with Cade. My wife was curious.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

When eating the booty doesn't go quite as planned.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

If you hug like this, you're literally worse than Hitler.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

Cam Newton looking like he make the finest sweet potato pie East of the Mississippi.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

Evil Me: Don't bring shit to Thanksgiving and take home five plates.
Me: That was the plan all along.
Evil Me: Nigga, you no good. LOL!

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

When your girl sends nudes, and you show the whole squad.

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

Yung Joc looks like he makes the best potato salad this side of the Mississippi.

[Ryan @haggs88]

#InHarbaughWeTrust #GoBlue #BeatState

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

If you take a date to McDonald's and have her order off the Dollar Menu. #NiggaYouBroke

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Lil B in the building @OracleArena @warriors - Lil B

[Awkward Sayings @AwkwardSay]

I love it when you know somebody’s secret, but they don’t know that you know, and you know that they don’t know that you know.

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

With Virtual Shot, the #GalaxyS6 lets you capture 360 degrees of awesome. http://t.co/3yk6soLxl5

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

Working on my pool game. #billiards #pool #newerafitted #DetroitVsEverybody #style

[Archie Johnson @TheChocolateT]

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD When are you coming out with a cooking show?

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Tigers beat Twins 11-0

Tigers: back-to-back shutouts to begin a season for the 1st time in franchise history