Choppy Meister

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[Lobster Pot @_Lobster_Pot]

@TheChopmeister has spent the last 2.5 hours building his dream garage on the http://t.co/0VcMOHkPPI car configurator. #thatsmyboy #bmw

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“Toy Story 4" will hit theaters in June 2017
http://t.co/gvZnq3KJqA

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@thechopmeister meets @carltoncole1 #westham #whufc @ Boleyn Ground (Upton Park) http://t.co/YdY68bsp9P

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I ran the Spartan Race Today! I am a warrior of the highest order. *dropsofftosleep*

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Just asked Mum who she reckons gets squashed when God picks up the World. She said "Australians".

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Just worked out how to order stuff on iTunes via my iPad. Mum obviously didn't set the right restrictions. Tee-Hee!

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I hate cleaning my teeth. It's boring.

[Pixar @Pixar]

“Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.” #Cars http://t.co/H6gump7x

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Is Santa due tonight?

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Making a monster costume. This is my latest bedtime delaying tactic. It involves colouring-in, clothing changes & cellotape. And hair gel.

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@mquinn73 she needs to learn that, just because they don't serve champagne and lobster, it doesn't mean they are lesser quality.

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@mquinn73 she is. I need to educate her in the culinary delights of over-cooked, chewy morsels of loveliness of such establishments.

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@corfemeister thank you, I try ;)

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I had the choice of going out to eat absolutely anywhere tonight. So I chose The Rising Sun (Brewers Fayre). Mum is unimpressed.

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About twice a year my arms and legs get really bad and I'm just not up to it...I mean getting out of bed. It happened again this morning.

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I am growing an apple tree. http://twitpic.com/5eeq8j

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My Mum's a stopout - she's been out drinking fizzy drinks 2 nights on the trot this week. Disgusting behaviour.

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@corfemeister Why wouldn't they respond? I think it's exceptionally good advise. It's not like they have anything better to do is it? :)

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It's about time I gave #whufc some clear advise on avoiding relegation this season. http://twitpic.com/3td75d

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"Mum, what did you do at work today?", "Lots of meetings, Choppy". "Oh, and did you take the register?".