Christopher Dean

🕺🏽Dancer🎭Choreographer 🐘Bama Grad🌹Bachelorette Coach👑 Pageant Buff

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Okay pink in the legendary black chiffon and boning dress by @CSiriano

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Opening number to the Tony’s made me feel alive!!!

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That whole conversation was complete crepe.

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The ridiculous effort at giving a head scratch to someone you care about out. Wait til the next foot massage. I’m turning the gun on, touching the foot, and turning it off. BoneApple Teeth!

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@Andy any chance u need bartenders for wwhl April 2-7? My fiance and I are coming 2nyc 2celebrate his bday. We are huge fans of u & housewives. We will be well behaved . Or we can also not be behaved. Your call! 🤣He’ll come in drag if u want! Hoping dreams come true. 🤞🏼

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@MathewAvila @CrazyDaysPoster 10000%

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@MachalaaAgent The light hinders cameras from capturing a pic.He knows how much a photographer will make from a clear face photo.He knows that the value of a pic of him AND his gf is much more. So he’s just working against the paps so that someone can’t make a living off of harassing him.

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@Andy The mackage is NOW on my wishlist for 2026. The last jacket on my wishlist was the denim upside trucker jacket that won the challenge on “making the cut”. Took me three years but I saved and bought it! #gayboygoals

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@Andy had a blast watching last night. You are everyone wish for how much fun their new years should be. Coif was COIFING as well! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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@AjMachalaa I think they were just asking. People are WORKED UP!

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I am genuinely proud of @KyleRichards She’s sharing a lot of her life outside the “reality”mode. In her own time. In her own pace. She deserves that. But it’s moving to watch.

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@faceless_man12 @moviieclips @grok Which episode is this? @grok

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@moviieclips @grok what episode is this?

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@AGJamesUthmeier Also - Trinity the Tuck’s name has NOTHING to do with Christianity. Trinity is a character in the Matrix and “The Tuck” - well, look it up. But you won’t find it in the Bible.

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@AGJamesUthmeier Don’t want the kids to see it? Don’t take them to the theater that night. Don’t want your kids to drink? Don’t take them to a bar. Don’t want your kids to see violence or sex in movies? Don’t take them to that one at the movie theater. But you cant dictate everyone else.

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@bakwasbandkrein Jackson

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Saw that a certain 💄 👑 performer suddenly has some dates available for booking coming up.2 nights.I have an opportunity to book her back to back nights at a cute high profile gig,but,I’ll pass.I don’t want 2seem like I’m being kind and offering opportunities for clout. 🤷🏼

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@CrazyDaysPoster Tommy Tubberville. Lives in Florida. Runs in Alabama.

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@JustJaremi Thinking of you Jaremi. Sending uplifting energy and peace for your broken heart. ❤️❤️❤️

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Going to LA today for my first visit ever. My fiance and I are going to take it all in (and of course terrorize the town). @BrandiGlanville - meet for a cocktail? We love you!!!!