Christopher is available for staffing!

Mixed (Black/White) comedy writer. Karaoke Artist. Also a fan of anime. Previous: Support Staff for Starz, The CW, HBO and Paramount+.

[Christopher is available for staffing! @TheChrisNicolas]

Hello awesome people of the internet, putting it out there that I am available for any support staff jobs (WA, SC, SA or WPA) I have multiple rooms worth of experience covering multiple jobs! I host a weekly karaoke night, have a Google doc with a few hundred of puns/dad jokes...

[Christopher is available for staffing! @TheChrisNicolas]

Deleting this from my phone, same handle on all other socials. Following the lead of @WGAWest @WGAEast

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You know what'd be really cool, if they released the Batgirl movie.

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How do sandwiches get to work?
The Sub-way.

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Overhead in the Sprouts parking lot: "Bread and Brieeeeeee! That's some gourmet shit right there"

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What type of corn does Ozzy Osborne like?
Crazy Corn.

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What is Gwen Stefani’s favorite type of noodles?
Shella Good.

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Have you seen that new soap opera “Life & Suds”?
It's starring Sham-Poo and Con Ditioner.

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Once the sun set, the queen took out a sword and dubbed thee...

Sir Night Sky.

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I've written and I'm a big ol nerd in so many ways.

Looking to fill out your room with someone who loves character rich stories, silly puns and is a karaoke fiend, then look no further!

Please feel free to reach out of pass me along to someone else you feel be a good fit! 🙏🏾😄

[Christopher is available for staffing! @TheChrisNicolas]

Hello awesome people of the internet, putting it out there that I am available for any support staff jobs (WA, SC, SA or WPA) I have multiple rooms worth of experience covering multiple jobs! I host a weekly karaoke night, have a Google doc with a few hundred of puns/dad jokes...

[Christopher is available for staffing! @TheChrisNicolas]

What do you call a pillow made of weed?
A Kush-ion.

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Why did the stoner smoke a top of a ladder?
They weren't sure if they'd get high enough.

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I have written a few chapters of my new stoner fantasy novel....
It's called Harry Potter and the Imprisonment for Half a Gram!

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I have recently started a new hobby in ceramic analysis...
You could say I'm a real Pot head.

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My kryptonite is the sleeper hold...
Knocks me right out.

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Doctor: She died of a rare case of dysentery.
Grieving widower: Oh my God… Type 1 or Type 2?

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What do you call it when the forks and knives go to war with the spoons?
A spat-ula.

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What do you call Wall-E when he raps?
Wale.

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Obligatory birthday outfit photo #34

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This is 34. I'm so big now.