Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social)

If you’re reading this, you’re probably annoyed by something I just schooled you on. Sorry.

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@PlayMassGolf This magazine is excellent; is there a digital version? I want to send one of the articles to a friend and I just don't see it anywhere.

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

I don't post here anymore (follow me on Bluesky!) but this was too important to miss. The fantastic @adplacksports has launched his new venture, and you should absolutely check it out!

[Andy Lack @adplacksports]

Hi all, I'm proud to announce the launch of my own company, @InsideSportsNet.

ISN is a community founded on the ethos of the predictive value of advanced analytics & golf architecture. I've poured my heart & soul into this, & I hope you check it out. ⬇️

https://t.co/MtrrTg93Pl

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

I've been hanging on to this site for so long. This is it. This is the end for me. @elonmusk won't be affected by this, but I can't with a conscience be on this site anymore after this. I'm uncomfortable being here anymore. Best wishes to all, for now.

[Andy Downing @andydowning33]

spend your advertising dollars on x!

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@BigT44DFS @RunPureSports Texans 30, Bears 13

[Tony Niehaus @BigT44DFS]

Gonna give away a few @RunPureSports hats tonight

1- Follow
2- Like and Retweet this post
3- Pick final score tonight

Closest 2 people get a FREE hat. Ties are broken by who answers first.

Contest locks at halftime

[Jake @JakeWally]

wow, ok, unfollowing now. i loved Dave Grohl’s adultery, had no idea his music sounded like that

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

Boston has lost Joe Castiglione, Jack Edwards, and Mike Gorman this year. An unfathomable loss for fans.

[Ian Browne @IanMBrowne]

Joe Castiglione just announced during the broadcast that this will be his 42nd and final season in the booth. The Ford C. Frick Award winner is retiring at the completion of this season.

[Scott Barrett @ByScottBarrett]

Chiefs win. #Bengals #ChiefsKingdom

[Alex Speier @alexspeier]

Most grand slams allowed in 2024: Red Sox, 9

Fewest grand slams hit in 2024: Red Sox, 0

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

Just realized that @RealJackEdwards and I worked at two of the same places (but not at the same time sadly) — WHDH and ESPN. If he gets a job at Brown University we are gonna at least have to get drinks or something.

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

OK, that's objectively funny.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vance: “I don't think most Americans are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans”

🤔

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@adplacksports that’s amazing. what a mess haha. thanks!

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@adplacksports I guess I wonder, if Cleveland announced they’re suspending Watson tomorrow, does the line change? (again maybe not haha)

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@allinkid He was an elite dfs play tonight — who I had in my lineup but then upgraded when McCaffrey was ruled out 😑

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

Don’t teams get fined for things like this?

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Christian McCaffrey fantasy owners hearing Jordan Mason tell @saltersl that he knew he would be starting tonight…on Friday.

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@wiley77 That’s what they get for Oktoberfest being almost entirely in September.

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

Yes, that’s the lesson we need to take from school shootings.

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Georgia school shooting highlights fears about classroom cellphone bans https://t.co/tA0iIgbu1I

[Myron Medcalf @MedcalfByESPN]

$172 million dead cap hit in 2025. $172 million.

[Chris Parish 🦛(@cparish.bsky.social) @TheChrisParish]

@IanKarmel SHE is very offended.