Xav

Sell low, sell high. Just sell.

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

“I hate Psych”

[Anand Trehan @anand_trehan]

idk how many more “that’s crazy”s I got in me

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

Group C 41 on Southwest. Just gonna sit in the cargo hold

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

Key lime pie flavored Extra gum

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

@SamConiglio1 What about en scene

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

I am to Excel what Jennifer Coolidge is to HBO

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

That was so fucking stupid when Kevin Costner told Superman not to save him from that tornado

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

@anand_trehan Damn okay I concede yeesh

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

Granny smiths ain’t it

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

I’m one “we’re not serving breakfast today” away from unhinged

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

@MilesThompson24 Honey crisp

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

Like this tweet for “Free Bird” and ignore if you hate the song “Free Bird”

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

I wear blue light glasses and I don’t care who knows it

[Sam Coniglio @SamConiglio1]

Surely a 7 nation army could hold me back

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

hey, (with rizz)

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

@SamConiglio1 Keep ‘em out if you ask me

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

Can anyone ring me out at the Macy’s shoe department

[Xav @TheChuckyX]

Ye killed Kanye like Vader killed Anakin

[James @CaucasianJames]

best christmas song and it’s not particularly close

[Congrats Sailer, You Made It To Friday! @FridaySailer]

posting the christmas version instead so i dont feel bad