Some schools are trying to get rid of snow days and replace them with distance learning. It's a crime against childhood! We cannot let this stand! https://t.co/53BzvzCItU #SaveSnowDays
You’re quite right, Piers, unlike you I’m not best buds with a white supremacist sex pest.
You should be relieved Trump is coming. For four days only you won’t be the most reviled man in Britain. https://t.co/51F0F0KnDr
I'm fucking tired of "liberal" used as an insult.
Liberalism gave you the vote.
Liberalism gave you equality.
Liberalism gave you your inalienable rights.
Liberalism gave you free fucking speech.
Liberalism is the enemy of tyrants, and I'll be forever proud to defend it.
I'm hoping, at some point, we'll peak at celebrating stupidity. Then things will go uphill again to where... actually no. We're destined to live in a world where cunt island is our most discussed point of interest.
Yes, I'm available for parties.
Remember, it's not the fact you got knocked down that matters - it's the getting back up that counts. Be supportive and generally excellent to one another, and don't be afraid to ask for help along the way. #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek
Huge vote in the Commons tomorrow !
If our corrupt PM wins, meaning that people will still live in fear of the Daily Mail, and she will continue to take her orders from Murdoch...I'm out of here
I refuse to live in an England like this
EVERY COMPANY: we'd like to promote "mental health in the workplace"
ME: how about employing more ppl so the ppl employed are less pressured and paying them more to offset the stress of spiralling living costs and also giving ppl perm contracts
EVERY COMPANY: lol no not like that
Today, I’m filming on a farm outside Brighton.
‘Whatcha filming, Jim?’
Oh, thanks for asking. I’ll be launching three large barrels filled with gunpowder, gasoline and hydrogen, mixing with oxygen and seeing which goes highest and is thus is best rocket fuel.
#BoomScience.