Zack Church

Sometimes I think of funny or interesting things. Sometimes I put them here.

[Zack Church @TheChurchIsHere]

Two of the most effective non-prescription treatments for anxiety are emotional support animals and weighted blankets.

Why is no one out there training emotional-support boa constrictors, that squeeze just enough when you’re anxious?

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The @NYTGames app missed an opportunity not calling the mini crosswords “Shortz”.

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@25thCG @3ddevine Is this only available as a PnP, or can we also order somewhere with pads and those cool Halloween-y dice?

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Shakira, in a D&D campaign:

“One of my hips cannot lie. The other hip cannot tell the truth.”

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@MichaelTalJ @natebargatze @shrimpJAJ @nbcsnl I feel like 99% of people out there would have wanted to be in this picture to post it on social media—I love how much your love and pride for your son and his achievements shines through on your posts.

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@kay_huds I highly recommend his memoir “Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing.” If you do audiobooks, he narrates it himself. It’s one of the more vulnerable autobiographies I’ve ever read, and you really come to understand the depth of his struggles.

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@FlatoutGames @Kickstarter Got a chance to play a review copy recently, and this is honestly my favorite Flatout game yet! Puzzly, slightly crunchier than some previous games; and the flavor is great!

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@meeplemountain @randy_flynn @FlatoutGames 👀

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@galleadden @NordicRest @masoneclark Weirdly, I think RAW you could reconfigure a creature, but that wouldn’t give it the Equipment type, necessarily.

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@meeplemountain @Gamelyn_Games Yes! I won a copy of Tiny Epic Dungeons during @GenCant last year, and was instantly hooked! I now have 5 different TEGames and have several more on my want list. I think Dungeons, Zombies, and Dinosaurs are my favorites!

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@grimsr3ap3r79 @TreeTownSound @krassenstein People like to ham up that word “illegal” even though border crossing is a civil infraction, not a criminal one; and has the same legal weight as not wearing a seatbelt. Also, this logic is essentially the same as blaming rape on the clothes the victims wore.

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@Notorious__GRG Dude, so proud of you!

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@MoreGamesPls I can’t remember which, but it was either Small World or Ticket to Ride.

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@NJSPolk My personal favorite

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@NJ_Pen @buttonshy @HaddonTwp Will definitely be by on my next NJ trip!

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@NJSPolk

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@TheWizardTower @MoreGamesPls If you can get your hands on it, I highly recommend Middle Earth Quest for an incredible Tolkien + board gaming experience.

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@MoreGamesPls If you ever make it to this side of the pond, and specifically to Tennessee; we can absolutely jam some TI.

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@MoreGamesPls Orleans. It has been my favorite game for awhile, but it is one of those that I’ve played so many times that I can’t really enjoy while teaching new people, because I either have to play sub-optimally or just crush everyone—neither option is fun.

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@samreich @GameChangerSam Introducing, Darts—the Supreme Court version! Have a goal, have it land on target; then watch it deflate as your plans are ruined by a glorified windbag. Expediting shipping*!

(*only offered under Republican majorities)

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@NJSPolk I believe the correct answer is CCR.