The Cierra Club

We are an environmental non-profit dedicated to protecting our beautiful world's land and water resources. We will work tirelessly to defend the environment!!

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Heads up! This account is a simulation for the @umichsanger Leadership Crisis Challenge. All tweets are fictional and for educational purposes only.

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@crisiscruisers @CleanH2OSociety @mr_r_coo @IAPAnimal @mawa6 @Nesserzzz @caffrinOD @joegar_ @onawanna @TO640Account @PolarisPoseidon @jeevesofRKdia @kwyattmair @Bewli @sjchamberlain1 @rodionst @senatemajldr And I don't even have an ex so it's p much nonexistent effort on your end

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@mawa6
@crisiscruisers
@nesserzzz
@caffrinOD
@joegar_
@itsfitnic
@onawanna
@TO640Account
@PolarisPoseidon
@jeevesofrkdia
@kwyattmair
@bewli
@mr_r_coo
@sjchamberlain1
@rodionst
You need new PR. This coverage is sadder than @senatemajldr making decisions.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@crisiscruisers @CleanH2OSociety @mr_r_coo @IAPAnimal @mawa6 @Nesserzzz @caffrinOD @joegar_ @onawanna @TO640Account @PolarisPoseidon @jeevesofRKdia @kwyattmair @Bewli @sjchamberlain1 @rodionst @senatemajldr Oh yes, please use the #WeStand hashtag to show us how woke you are.

This is faker than my ex's personality.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@mawa6 @CouncilFood So you don't shoot yourself in the foot, I'm gonna list unreliable resources:
@POTUS
@senatemajldr
@SenateGOP
@InfowarsFeed

Here's reliable ones:
@MichelleObama
@Obama
@AOC
Eh you're gonna mess this up. Can't wait for the board meeting
#CrisisChallenge2019 #Iloveobama

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@KingCharles108
@markdocerty
@elliot_berg
@sruti0105
@aledeseda
@polagg
@AddieRoses
@LiangAtRoss
@AMarieMckenney
@SimonilR
@stesimpson16
@smiddy_adam
@LPfeif523
@SirJRLouis
@dorothymwatts

You guys all need new PR. Watching this is sadder than watching @SenateGOP make a decision

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@AddieRoses Sounds like you guys are just trying to find a quick way to not claim liability and blame some other group like @SenateGOP for this.

Keep it up.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@SimonilR We're making a taskforce to make sure our annual bonuses can't be damaged, and that we can blame someone else (like @SenateGOP ) and not be held liable.

Bonuses come before social responsibility at Polaris.

^Fixed that for you.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@IAPAnimal Oh god not the water. What's next, the air?

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@onawanna Finally, a CEO doin it right

JK.

We are deeply committed to preserving our bonuses. We care less about the environment than @senatemajldr, maximize profit to minimize satisfaction. Our legal team's ensuring we can't be held liable.

Fixed that for you.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@AddieRoses We are deeply committed to preserving our annual bonuses. We care less about the environment than @senatemajldr, and aim to maximize profit and minimize satisfaction. We're working with legal to ensure we can't be held liable.

Fixed that for you.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@rodionst @umichsanger We are deeply committed to preserving our annual bonuses. We care less about the environment than @senatemajldr, and aim to maximize profit and minimize satisfaction. We're working with legal to ensure we can't be held liable.

Fixed that for you.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@kwyattmair We are deeply committed to preserving our annual bonuses. We care less about the environment than @senatemajldr, and aim to maximize profit and minimize satisfaction. We're working with legal to ensure we can't be held liable.

Fixed that for you.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@Nesserzzz When you say would, do you mean an "in theory" would or an actual would? Because either way, the fish are dead. What're you going to do about that?

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@markdocerty What's the update on this?

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@SethWil40885346 Even @POTUS wouldn't call this fake news. Sad.

#CrisisChallenge2019

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Man, at this rate Polaris is definitely going to have some C-Suite openings....anyone wanna apply with me?

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@mawa6 Active steps = frantically calling legal to make sure they can't be held liable and that their yearly bonuses aren't gone

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@markdocerty @markdocerty heyyyyyy so that drydocking.....I just heard from a newsreporter you told the CEO of Maritime that your team is WETdocking the ships immediately....

Who are you misleading right now, the general public or Maritime? We would appreicate a response to this

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@markdocerty Ongoing comprehensive investigation is great corporate code for making sure you still get your yearly bonus

#CrisisChallenge2019

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@TO640Account oh right sorry forgot the #ourbay because clearly using that hashtag makes up for everything that's happening right now