Classy Life

Stay Classy.

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boys: i like girls with curves
girls: i like boys with class
me: i like classes with a curve

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If a rental car company can't trust a man until he's 25, then neither should you

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Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline & everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's college.

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If I had a dollar for every time I've listened to Closer by The Chainsmokers I could afford to buy a Rover & a tattoo on my shoulder.

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My life right now feels like a safari page with 87 tabs opened up

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Guac at Chipotle costs more than a gallon of gas...

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I'm 0-51 on WCW this year

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College is a nightmare dressed like a daydream

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Twas the week of Finals and all through the South, not a student could fathom what their class was about.

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Black Friday through the years:

2005: 5am
2010: 3am
2012: 12am
2013: Thursday 8pm
2014: Thursday.
2020: 4th of July

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It's called fall because everything is falling...leaves, temperature, bank account, motivation, GPA and so on

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It's a Snapchat Story, not an autobiography

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Talking on the phone is 10x better than texting

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True friends.

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Red Starbucks cups make everything taste 10 times better

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It's funny how when the girl messes up, the guy quits but when the guy messes up the girl forgives.

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Fav for a follow back😊

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We're all suckers for somebody

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A potato flew around Alex from Target's room while his house caught on fire bout a week ago cause he gave Ebola the aux cord, feel old yet?

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Nowadays you can be everything somebody ever wanted & still not be good enough