The Joker

What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not saving the girl in time? Me, in a thong?

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@Queen_Of_Frost @Grayson_GrownUp @SheHulkKicksAss @FaunHazel *can hold his breath for a lot longer if it'll send someone crazy*

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@FaunHazel @SheHulkKicksAss Ladies! Please! It was a night to remember!

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@SheHulkKicksAss *nervous laugh* ...She was adopted! No -real- loss there!

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

...Wait... *backing away* B-Batsy's not here?

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

...Well, that escalated quickly! *cackle*

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

*https://t.co/TMnX7o69BH start's playing* What prom is complete without Katy Perry? *Boom boom boom EXPLOSIONS AROUND THE ROOM*

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@Queen_Of_Frost *makes mental note to hire her*

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

*camera beeps and suddenly a GIANT CAGE DROPS OUT OF NOWHERE HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE THIS BEFOREHAND*

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

On the count of three, everyone say 'use protection!' One... two...

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

*TOTALLY NOT THE JOKER IN DISGUISE* ALRIGHT! Let's start with all the Teen Titans! Group shot, everyone!

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

...What the hell, let's just go with an electrified cage. Kick is old school. Show the kids how it's done before I kill them.

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

*plotting* And then, once the Teen Titans are assembled for a photo, we leap into action! With a.. forcefield? No. Ropes? No.

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

...Get the blood stains off my good suit! I've got a prom to go to!

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@FelineFelicia Now... @PrototypeAlpha, see to it that this pussycat is safely delivered to Mr Stark's doorstep.

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@FelineFelicia Now, if you don't mind, *grabs the case with the laptop in it* Need to avoid the blood, this is an EXPENSIVE suit.

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@FelineFelicia *GUNSHOT* Sorry, deary! Thought I'd make an entrance with a bang!

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@TheIncredHulk @TonyLovesJarvis *can't even breath because every single cell of air has been squeezed out of him* Hooooooooooo~

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@TheIncredHulk @TonyLovesJarvis *points to hair* Big fan, you see!

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@TheIncredHulk @TonyLovesJarvis *giving a sheepish grin, reaches out and pats him on the shoulder* Uh. I. Was hoping you'd come. -

[The Joker @TheClown_Prince]

@TheIncredHulk @TonyLovesJarvis ...*gives a single Haaaaaaaaaa and tries to run*