Cricket Club Captain

A captains work is never done.

[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

If I have to listen to anyone knock in their new bat during the first few games, they're batting 11.
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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

Why is there always that guy, who rocks up late to indoor and leaves early so he doesn’t have to clear the nets away?

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

There is no better feeling than a hard fought game with the oppo, back and forth, just one run in it. Experiencing the highs and the lows, then having a beer afterwards knowing that cricket is a gift*

*unless it was the Aussies, then it’s shit.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

Who’s this new dude, turning up to indoor nets in a red t-shirt?

Oh, no, it’s Joe. It’s always Joe.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

Lads, i’ve organised a tour to Spain, should be a right laugh.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

Annual kit bag clean complete, this year I found:
- a couple of 50p’s from the till
- three hats (none mine)
- half a cereal bar
- one batting glove

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

Couple of new players at nets today, i’ve registered them for the season, won’t see them again then.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

League fixtures were released today, already short for the first weekend.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

Time for recreational cricket to return....perfect timing.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I just miss the boys.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss playing the raincard.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I’d still be one short on a Friday night.

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✍️🏏 | Fancy playing 8-a-side cricket?

Well, various leagues, incl the @DevonCricketLge, have proposed 8-a-side games for crickets return in mid-July (this is, of course, if the COVID-19 pandemic continues to subside!).

Let us know your thoughts? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

https://t.co/2ex1P4gvk2

[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss the village lunatic that comes to every game.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss sitting on the boundary after getting a duck and watching the boys struggle in this heat.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss taking all the glory after an ‘inspired bowling change’

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss those blokes who are ‘available, but have to leave at 5pm’.

Well you’re not available then mate.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss organising the transport for the incapable idiots.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss those blokes who ‘haven’t got any cash mate’

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss the gentle sound of Derek knocking in his kashmir willow bat.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss telling the bloke who’s in the 1s cos he drives, that he’s in the 2s this week.

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[Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain]

I miss the dude who wears a red tshirt to nets.

#MissingCricket
#ClubCaptainProblems