The Clumpany

Intangible. Untouchable. All things to some People. And a laughable concept to everyone else…

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A Pile of Shite 😉
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A Very Special Man
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A Very Special Man
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@Sweetie44444 Like Sevco, The Clumpany only shows up once in a while

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@stewartnextday Then I really really invite you to take a long hard look at yourself!

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It’s very simple.
If you have any of the following it’s funny when karma and/or Queen’s Park boot you in the baws.
*a baseless superiority complex
*an entitlement complex
*a disregard for creditors of your dead predecessor
*a spineless commentariat who back you at all times

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@ETimsNet In every round remaining in the competition. And before you ask, the final is also being played at Pittodrie

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@Richiestoke I’m dreaming

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@atari2600hero Just checked. Fun is in full flow here.

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@THE_TBK I’d do as far as to say GOOD evening.

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“LOL” does not convey the magnitude of the scenes in Clumpany Towers right now.

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Imagine being a Sevco cheerleader in the Scottish media. Never in their worst nightmares (including ignored ones about liquidation) did they imagine losing at home to Queen’s Park in the Scottish Cup. Even though the Spiders have way more history and trophies in the competition

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@ETimsNet @PremSportsTV I want the CCTV footage of PS Towers where we see a Sevco pundit finally battering their way out of a padlocked toilet…

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Sapphire and… f*cked if he knows… 😉

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Hearing that a number of Scottish sports journalists have asked whether brass necks can be used as a substitute for steel… 😉

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Man of Steel v Man of Nae Steel…

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Steely Dan - Steely Gan

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Ordinarily I wouldn’t advocate piracy as a lifestyle choice. But intercepting that boatload of steel en route from China and then making a massive Buckie storage facility is one of the most rewarding things The Clumpany has ever done.

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@maroonajambo Before I reply properly can I just check what the current character limit is on this site?

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Still the worst ‘weight loss club’ advertising slogan I have ever seen…