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CobbProb | Civic Satire
Political satire & civic storytelling from Cobb County, GA. Shining a flashlight on Chairbeasts, bylaws, and the local Oligarchy.

[Jeremy McKeown @JeremyMcke29065]

I’ve spent a lot of time over the past several months discussing election systems across different groups and conversations, and I kept seeing the same core issue come up in different forms.

This is my submission to help move that discussion forward.
https://t.co/e5wHQ7uUsz

[Jeremy McKeown @JeremyMcke29065]

These phrases dominate American politics - but do they mean what we think they mean?

CobbProb surveyed grassroots conservatives on MAGA, America First, and Conservatism.
The results are in.
https://t.co/xdN4Czsgjl

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

@realDonaldTrump

Trump: “A drubbing could destroy the country.”
(https://t.co/9jw6JC3YLX)

CobbProb: “Sir… allow us to introduce you to the Drubbs.”

https://t.co/RaNDf53IWW

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

What do these words really mean in 2025? 🇺🇸
“Make America Great Again.”
“America First.”
“Conservatism.”

CobbProb is running a short, anonymous survey to map how people truly define them.

🗳 Take the survey → https://t.co/2FuLsSawn6
#CobbProb #AmericaFirst #MAGA #Conservatism

[Jeremy McKeown @JeremyMcke29065]

https://t.co/lsFlYL6iaL

If paychecks shrink, who pays the taxes? My forecast on tariffs as a border funded offset, property tax pressure, and why Cobb County should build real homes not backyard workarounds.

#CobbCounty #Taxes #Tariffs #PropertyTax #HousingPolicy #AI #ADUs

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

Our walk through the Swamp continues.
A new CobbProb Chapter: The Castle in the Swamp

https://t.co/WQ6xFKjYwN

#CobbProb #CobbCounty #GApol #SureIsSwampy #TheCobbSwamp

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

Honoring @goreclaimga, whose note on “the sadness of liberty lost” lit our first Lantern Line. 🕯️

Best viewing (full reel): https://t.co/a8oco3ThVB

“Someone else’s lantern can be lit by your flame.”

Submit yours → https://t.co/WTWdVPhelz
#LanternLine #CobbProb

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

Welcome to the Swampiest Swamp: badges boogie, stamps shuffle, whispers brew. Bring a lantern. Read the new CobbProb fable: The Swampiest Swamp. 🕯️🐊

https://t.co/gZDnODtojq

#CobbProb #OpenTheBooks

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

🧭 Conservatives are organizing - but our tools are broken.

That’s why we're exploring something new: a private, purpose-built platform to learn, train, and take real action together. No PACs. No donors. No gatekeeping.

https://t.co/qiRqC8Jwzc

#Grassroots #GOP #CobbProb

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

CobbProb is thinking about building something new.
A private, ad-free space where real people can learn how the system actually works, connect locally, and take strategic action.

Take this 2-minute survey to help shape it:
👉 https://t.co/4CTclBYgEC

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

Why thank you, dear Scott, for the AI remark -
It does lend a spark when we're setting the mark.
But truth be told, it’s not just machine play...
Each tale takes us roughly seven hours a day.

From rhyming to layout to satirical bite,
It’s hand-crafted mischief dressed up just right.
So while robots assist in the color and glow,
It’s the human behind it who makes CobbProb go!

[Jeremy McKeown @JeremyMcke29065]

🚨 Witness report from the GA GOP State Convention:
Rules passed without debate
Unverifiable clicker votes
Silenced delegates
Conflicting leadership claims

🔗 https://t.co/rCLzp1Da4Z

#GAGOP
#GeorgiaPolitics
#ElectionIntegrity
#GrassrootsConservative
#CobbProb
#TheProb
#GOPConvention
#TransparencyNow

@WhatmattersinG @KylieJaneKremer @GAballots @

[WhatmattersinGeorgia @WhatmattersinG]

GRA? Performative Populism?
The Wizard Exposed? 🧙‍♂️💥

This piece pulls back the curtain on what’s really happening inside the Georgia Republican Assembly. For those wondering if the “grassroots” label still fits… read on.

👉 https://t.co/Glxq7Q6Fn1

Who’s pulling the strings—and who’s being silenced? Important questions:

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

The Convention of Coronation
A story in rhyme of a vote gone awry -
Where clickers clicked, but truth passed by.
The Chair had a plan. The lights were low.
But grassroots folks? Still ready to go.

📖 https://t.co/S89wpxJwnN

#CobbProb #GAGOP #Grassroots #PoeticJustice #TheProb

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

Sounds similar to a situation in Cobb County @TheCobbProb

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

RT @JeremyMcke29065: I wrote something that’ll probably get me blacklisted.
That’s fine. I’ve seen enough.
The GA GOP is broken.
The GRA is…

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

@PoliticalVine2 @AmyKremer https://t.co/c8GJUN9SXu

[CobbProb @TheCobbProb]

@PoliticalVine2 @AmyKremer https://t.co/ajiYS1PN06