TheCockTaleBar

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Just your weekly PSA:

The best 'Sex Ed' happens at home, father to son.
Don't be shy. If you don't teach your boy, someone else will.

Also, if your eyes are glued to this video, you should be reading Dad's Diary.

It's naughty. And It's free.

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Accidents happen:
The boy was willing to try new things, but he made it very clear: NO butt stuff.

Of course, Dad agreed. Anything to get his hands on the boy.

He couldn’t be blamed if his fingers “slipped” and the boy walked away carrying his babies.

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He knew grandpa was a dirty old man. He’d spy on him every time he slept over. Watched him in the shower. Took extra time to tuck him in at night.
But now that he was 18?
Pawpaw had no shame.
Threw him a party and treated his ass like the birthday cake.

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@TWsForLife We upgraded you. 😇

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@TWsForLife @206briefs 🤤

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@GOONBOYTV @AlexMar31934563 And I wouldn’t even apologize. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@AlexMar31934563 Even more exciting when he mentions seeing his dad in his as well. 😏

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He’d always admired his dad. Strong, smart and handsome. He mimicked him as he grew up. Copied his sayings. Mirrored his movements. Even wore the same underwear.

It was only natural then that things would… progress.

He just wanted to be a good boy.

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Sleeping in Dad’s bed always kept the nightmares at bay, but always came at a cost.

Not that he minded.

Dad always liked a lil’ boy butt with his morning coffee, but it was a small price to pay. The cuddles were worth it.

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@AlexMar31934563 She’s gross. There. I said it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The double blind date didn’t go as planned.

The girls were a total yawn-fest and got drunk on seltzers. They were plastered and he just knew he wasn’t getting any.
Until bro asked him to go to the bathroom.

See? A little creativity and everybody wins.

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@boi_nextd00r Dads ALWAYS know. 😉

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Testosterone was plummeting, particularly in white, young men.

Birth rates were at an all time low. Teen pregnancy was nearly eradicated.

But buttholes were being ruined every day.

Of course, they were white-boy butts, so it was fine. No one cared.

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He really wanted the new bike. He had begged them for weeks.

And if mom and dad weren’t going to buy it, then he’d just get it himself.

Luckily, the neighbor was always offering to pay him for odd jobs. He just didn’t realize how odd they’d be.

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He was sooo grounded.

Dad confiscated the boy’s phone, only to discover he was sneaking out at night and taking all the neighbor’s dicks.

Of course, with cake like that, no wonder he was a slut.

Dad watched the video at least 10 times.

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AI was totally getting out of hand… but the doctor didn’t mind.

Might as well use it to his advantage.

Now he could fuck every Olympian that came in for a physical and just tell his wife it wasn’t real.

See? Everything has a bright side.
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@inside_rainbow I certainly hope so.

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His parents might have been right.

They warned him: “Stop walking through the woods alone! It’s dangerous!”

What, did they think he was weak? He could take care of himself. He was a total badass.

And an idiot.

The stranger stuffed him like a doughnut.
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@TobiasNorthDL Blue’s my favorite color. Ain’t no shame in it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Grandpa worked hard for 40 years and saved every penny for retirement.

“You gonna travel?”

“I’m gonna be a philanthropist.” He said, and they would always be inspired.

Little did they know, he was just planning to pay broke boys to get them naked.

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Uncle Rob had some friends over and they all got a little tipsy. He didn’t mind, it was all in good fun.

Until they told him they bought some clothes for him to try on…

He barely got his underwear off before their hands were sliding all over him.
https://t.co/EgsdjLoL8x

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@TWsForLife You’re right. Nothing better than pounding pink cheeks.

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I wasn’t sure why the kid was so surprised. I gave him plenty of warning.

If he was late delivering the pizzas one more time, his ass was gonna pay. I guess he didn’t realize I was being literal.

Oh well. He learned. Someone’s gotta keep ‘em in line.
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