TheCockyPlug™

Practice god, back up tendys best friend. Filthy hands and nasty genos. Camping at the far blue, slaying broads. 4th line minutes 1st line skill 2/24/14

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Coach told me I'm a healthy scratch tonight, guess I'll be up in the press box boozing, tongue deep in his wife's box #pineapple

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I hate when coaches actually try to make me do something. It's beginning to get annoying telling them to fuck off every day.

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It's about time Giroux came out of the closet. That fags been tryna give me handys since Peewee's.

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So it's draft day, and if I don't go first overall over that fucking loser who couldn't do a pull up I will end Pierre's life today.

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These fucking field fairies in the World Cup make me sick, bunch of prancing tampons, I'd rather watch fucking tennis

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It took "the king" 9 years to reach the final, it took me 3 minutes to score a hatty in be a pro on superstar so really who's the king?

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Doughty is out there doing spin-o-rama's like it's chell 14. Not for long pal, I just slipped Brian Boyle a 20 to Nancy Kerrigan your ass

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Scored a goal in beer league yesterday, cellyed so hard I started a bench brawl. Let those old fucks fight it out while I packed a lip #gems

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Hey Montreal the Price isn't right haha see ya on the par 4 peasants

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Yeah that big fuck Chara thinks he's so tough? Let's see him go toe to toe with Magic Johnson's white blood cells

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The only fucking ring Crosby is putting on this season is the one around his dick for his boyfriend #SeeYaOnTheGolfCourse #Peasant

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Every mother out there gave birth to one of you fuckin' losers, but not my mom she gave birth to the biggest fuckin' beauty to ever live

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Good job ya dumb fuck Perry your stick may have broken, but I have harder wristers than that in shinny. Figure it the fuck out

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National Felons Drafts today, and going first overall with 14 murders but he hasn't been convicted once... HINGLE McKRINGLEBERRY

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USHL futures draft today? Guess I better get my jersey and hat ready to go first overall

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Simmons with a hat trick? What's next Kenny Woo with a fight?

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That ref has made more saves than Fluery this playoffs...

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Local high school football game was tonight. I dropped by and porked the QBs girl behind the bleachers while he threw a pick #shesascreamer

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I've seen better goaltending in chell on rookie mode

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Holy fuck Brobrovsky is gonna need a lot more vodka in his water if he keeps playing like this, someone throw Putin in the net