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The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
I write and stuff...
Joined June 2013
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The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 9 years ago
@amreekandesi
As long as he doesn't Google the symptoms he should do just fine. ;^)
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 9 years ago
Meanwhile in Japan... https://t.co/kq8afgTbfg
Speak Comedy
@SpeakComedy
almost 9 years ago
meanwhile in Japan https://t.co/XEwjRXuAsV
TheCockyWriter
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iCapricorn
@Capricorn_F6
about 9 years ago
#Capricorn
know that they're above arguing with idiots but at the same time they love proving their point.
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
over 9 years ago
If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet it at 3 am instead. ;^)
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Me: Send me pics She: What do you wanna see? πππ Me:
#Spiderman
! She: WHAT??! Me: You heard me.
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Waitress: Sir, your card was declined Me: You sound like my wife Waitress: Hahaha! Me: Hahaha! Waitress: I'm calling the cops π :^|
#yudodis
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Me: I can't help but feel like something's missing.. Cop: Your daughter Meg, that's why you called us. Me: Oh shit yeah, that's right!
#LOL
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Doc: Do you exercise... workout? Me: Ummm...well, I play
#PokemonGo
*Doc writes "Virgin but Fit AF" on the clipboard*
#truestory
;^|
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Word. https://t.co/T2qJuZrcNY
PASO CASH
@pasocash
almost 10 years ago
Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it's not worth it.
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Patient: I just feel like a whiny bitch with no friends. It's like nobody even cares.. Me: Did you read my mind or my notes?
#savage
#asfuck
TheCockyWriter
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MedievalReactionsIN
@MedievalRxnsIN
almost 11 years ago
#MumbaiRains
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Me: Sorry dad, I cudn't catch 'em all! Dad (to mum): We've failed as parents Mum: Shud've aborted the SOB when I had the chance
#PokemonGo
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Bwahahahaha! π
#PokemonGO
#pokemon
#charmeleon
#charlizard
#Charmander
https://t.co/sDKiswiWfg
Global Crypto Union | GCU
@Glbcryptounion
almost 10 years ago
before vs. after she contours
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
* Random chick on
#Tinder
* Her: I'm a gamer. Here to promote my app. Are you a gamer? Me: Yeah. Kinda...I mean I do play with emotions.
TheCockyWriter
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dean
@deanfluence
almost 10 years ago
The Bachelor: a show about a guy dating multiple women at once, watched primarily by women who hate guys that date multiple women at once.
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
My Nbr: Turn off the music, it's 12am! Some of us have jobs! Me: Change your tampon n go back to bed, you li'l bitch! My Nbr: Pls carry on
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Shelter dogs - Gotta adopt 'em all! :^D
#PokemonGO
#pokemon
https://t.co/6mRp8kYqjm
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Frnd: What's ur giraffe's name? Me: I call her Martha Frnd: Hey, that's my mum's name! Me: Yeah! They both've tongue skills n deep throat(s)
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Her: Y shud we hire you at the sperm bank? Me: Well, I came on time...and I've cum three times since. Her: *Holy shit he's good* U're hired!
The Cocky Writer
@TheCockyWriter
almost 10 years ago
Me: Damn, girl! Are you from Maine? Her: Lol, no! Why? Me: Cos you're the main reason we're leaving this bar right now!
#friday
#night
;^)
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