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[खुचरेंप @khuchrep]

>ब्रो ने बिहार में पलायन रोक दिया है
>ब्रो ने बिहार में 1 करोड़ नौकरियों का विज्ञापन निकाल दिया है
>ब्रो ने बिहार में लखपति दीदी बना दी है
>ब्रो ने बिहार में बाढ़ रोक दी है
>ब्रो ने बिहार में खैनी कंपलसरी कर दी है
>ब्रो ने बिहार में शिक्षा को नंबर एक पर ल दिया है

"ब्रो ने बिहार पुलिस से कहकर खुरपेच पर FIR करवा दिया है"!

उपरोक्त सभी ब्रो के बस की बात नहीं है, सिर्फ लास्ट वाला काम ब्रो करता है।

[Rajiv Malhotra @RajivMessage]

Many of these workers will find ways to stay in Japan. This will accelerate the Islamic invasion of Japan that has already begun. History will record this as a stupid move: failure to learn from Europe’s Islamization.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

The Ambanis have raised their kids well.

In an era dominated by corporate jargon, Anant Ambani’s choice to anchor a major market milestone for Jio in traditional Indian values and devotion is a refreshing departure from convention.

[Savitri Mumukshu - सावित्री मुमुक्षु @MumukshuSavitri]

Your report was clearly intended to initiate a witch hunt against CEC Gyanesh Kumar. You cannot make such serious allegations and then just hand wave your way out of it.

The EC’s unanimous affidavit is very strong evidence against the claim that the three SIR orders were imposed without approval. Internal objections are simply evidence that a disagreement occurred, NOT that the institution acted unlawfully. If internal disagreements are being used to cast doubt on the integrity of an institution, then the same evidentiary standard should apply to ALL former ECs under the Congress regime too and all their records need to be investigated.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Meet Dr. Sanjeev:
> Openly opposed UGC guidelines
> Openly opposed 65% reservation
> Contested the Patna MLC seat & won

Made Nawal Kishore Yadav from BJP lose his seat after 30 years!

[Dr. Neha Das @neha_laldas]

भाजपा पटना MLC सीट हार गई, 30 सालों बाद!

और जीता कौन?
-डॉ संजीव - वो एकमात्र MLA जिन्होंने बिहार विधानसभा में 65% आरक्षण का विरोध किया था!

तभी इनको भाजपा ने टिकट नहीं दिया!
फिर भी ये जीत गए! भाजपा को हरा कर

अब देखिये, आगे क्या होता है!
हवा का रुख पलटना शुरू हो चुका है!

[Aarti Tikoo Singh @AartiTikoo]

Poor bureaucracy in India! So so poor.

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

देश का मीडिया जो आपको नहीं दिखाता था वो हम दिखाने की कोशिश करते थे,

अब उसपर भी तलवार चलने जा रही है

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

वाह! बहुत-बहुत आभार सुप्रीम कोर्ट! सरकार तो इन कंपनियों की गोद में ही खेलती है, कम से कम आपके कहने से कुछ तो सुधार हुआ है।

[Mohandas Pai @TVMohandasPai]

Idiotic statement by @RitikaChopra__ totally stupid. What matters is the final decision If it is unanimous that is it. What happened before is process. The EC’s have jointly signed a sworn affidavit. This Fake narrative and litany of lies should stop Does this person not understand how regulators work? @IndianExpress is carrying on a Hit Job now exposed. @JethmalaniM

[Sunny R Gupta 🐰 @sunnykgupta]

Such smarts.

[Hardik Kamboj @HdKamboj]

Baddie banao yojana is live. 💅

₹544 for a 2% salicylic acid face wash.

Jan Aushadhi has a 2% option for ₹66.

Same active ingredient. Wildly different prices.

So I built SameSalt: search the brands you buy, see the same-salt swap, find a Kendra near you.

[Anon 2.0 @anonthedev]

Built a new project that'll convert your long videos to short clips that you can directly post on your insta account or any other social media platform.

I tried it with a 1 hr long video and here's the result. It generated 18 clips from Lex Fridman's podcast with Lisa Rendall

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

There are so many things that are wrong with the BJP. So many. But there is not a single thing that is right with the Congress. Not a single thing.

[Neeraj Atri @AtriNeeraj]

इनका हिसाब चुकाते चुकाते देश का सत्यानाश हो जाएगा ,पर, मोदी जी को हिसाब चुकता भी तो करना है।

बन गए विश्व-गुरु!!

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

An IAS-IPS couple and their family bought 40 villas and cottages in just two and a half years.

Yet there's barely any outrage or coverage in mainstream media.

Is this the new normal, or what?

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

Dear @RahulGandhi, you have 45 days to challenge this and get your people on the rolls. Don’t send moron @Pawankhera on the last day (like in Bihar) claiming you have 89 lakh voters’ complaints, but in Congress format, not by BLAs, not through SIR forms.

[Dr. Neha Das @neha_laldas]

लोगों को पता ही नहीं कि देश में जनरल कैटेगरी (यानी सामान्य वर्ग) की संख्या लगभग 31% है!
OBC-क्रीमी लेयर भी 3-5% हैं, इनको जोड़कर कुल अनारक्षित वर्ग 35% हैं!

इतनी संख्या काफी है किसी भी सरकार को बनाने या हटाने के लिए!
हमको जरूरत है सिर्फ खुद को एकजुट कर अपनी ताकत पहचानने की!

[TheCoder @TheCoder81]

@Taniyatweets_ Asus

[Lt Gen DP Pandey @LtGenDPPandey]

Kapil Sibal taking interview. That is really wow.
One of them must be of real experience.