Michael coen

Never fight a battle when nothing is gained by winning

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@OwenieByrne You haven't used a brain cell since the womb pal ;)

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

Why did we just board a plane to be told we have to wait for an hour ...#Ryanair #Ryanair #Ryanair #Ryanair #bagofsaps

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@EoinHeffernan1 Such an amateur..toss them in the pot ..and when there don't you can just pull the skin off with your hand like the clawwww...might get a few owies ..but way faster ..#michaelsmind

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

If your still posting pictures of you from Halloween ...honey ..you is a hoe

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@PatrickGuiney1 @EoinHeffernan1 How are we supposed to answer this eoin ...ffs

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

Last night I heard a traveller pitted in a rap battle against some lads from India in the back of a smoking area in a pub ... It's good to be home .#eire

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@edwardsjpf And I suppose ..still wearing the chains in auz ;)

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

Why does every lad in Dublin now wear trousers roughly 3 inches to small...while the women wear little sweaters so there shirts hang out ...#fashionmyarse

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

Sweeden look knackered after 25 mins ... Hold onto the ball lads #upandout

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@edwardsjpf Not butlers ..the Northside knackers who need a penny for a pint ;) #affluence

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

I don't understand why people line up in their zones 40 mins before a flight boards ..even though you have assigned seats ? ...you don't line up to sit in your cinema seat for 40 mins ?? What's the difference #stupidsss

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@ashduffy If everyone adhered to the rules we wouldn't have this issue one bag space per seat .I had to put my bag 15 rows bag but again I sat and waited for people to leave ..an extra 5 mins v the 35 mins the bloke beside me was standing up in the aisle waiting for the door to open #woes

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@EoinHeffernan1 I care how you are eoin ..I care

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

Go vote lil country of mine ...remember ..there is no wrong answer ...whoever wins just hush up and for the love of God let's never see two campaigns like this again ..literally ruined my news feed for a year ..

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@OwenieByrne Your dog won't lick it off your nuts

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@EoinHeffernan1 @dooger43 Got myself a pair of comeeejeeeinnsss
..just you wait till you find yourself in the same situation ..jerks #dumbanddumber #metoo

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

Why can't you buy green and red peppers in a bag but they have no problem mixing every other colour ... #Discriminacion

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

@EoinHeffernan1 The Beatles . Band from Liverpool ..don't have much recent stuff though

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

How do you get the "no repeal" on your fb profiler ..#askingforamate

[Michael coen @TheCoendaddy]

I need to take a picture of myself in a pair of hotpants with a giant Ferris wheel in the background...oh to be cool #Cochella