Colbert’s Beard

I am Colbert’s Beard.

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

I haven’t worn pants.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

NY: We need ventilators.
TRUMP: *lobs paper towels at the Statue of Liberty*

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@NSiegel_DC Justice is always darkest before the dawn

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

Can you smell what the Colbeard is cooking? #LSSC #cabinfever

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@jayhawkalum99 That certainly is a person

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

It’s been a while... miss me? #LSSC

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@jayhawkalum99 I don’t think that’s a real person

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@hollyhanni2 @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome No problem 😂

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@hollyhanni2 You know I’m not associated with @colbertlateshow or @StephenAtHome, right?

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@YBaggers I mean, yeah

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@hollyhanni2 How is this my fault?

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@JakePlunkett I just finished a 6 hour shift in customer service, so I’ll be breaking out the whiskey as soon as I’m home.

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

I’m sorry @Netflix, but was #SantaClaritaDiet not funny enough for you? Is Drew Barrymore not precious enough? And is Timothy Olyphant TOO adorable in some way?! Shame on you for cancelling it...

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

Spending today getting caught up on #TradingSpaces. Thinking of starting a beardmance with either Brett or John... what you think?

[Emily Brooke @emilybrooke]

do you ever wear shoes a whole size too small because they dont have your size & you just CAN NOT pass up cool shoes?

that was me at my show Friday... almost lost my feet to lack of air or circulation but totally worth it - Happy Easter 🐥🐇

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

Did @EricTrump do this? I feel like Eric did this...

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

Can we talk about how fab @jvn’s shoes are? #LSSC #QueerEye

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

Feeling cute might delete later... #NewProfilePic

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

*sitting in a cold attic tapping my foot*

Is it time for my return yet, @StephenAtHome? I’m chilly. #LSSC

[Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard]

@quoththetweet I appreciate it 💖