James T Murray II

Freelance heart breaker with the mouth of a sailor, the heart of a poet and the mind of a six year old. I chase women in sundresses and whisk(e)y with hi-fives

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@_ItsThatOneGuy Tim Hardaway Jr > Christian Braun

Corey Brewer > Christian Braun

Some Uber Driver In Cleveland > Braun

RTD Bus Driver In Denver > Braun

Vietnam Vet With One Leg > Braun

My Momma > Braun

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One of the worst quarters of basketball the @nuggets have played all season. If this is the energy we’re bringing into the playoffs we’re going to get washed.

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To everyone who bought a @Tesla over the past six months when the resale value tanked because the world hated Elon Musk… congratulations go out to you today on the ROI

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If the @nuggets are looking for someone to show up in important games to huck up airballs and turn the ball over save the big contract money in the offseason… I’ll do it for free hotdogs and a matching set of warmups

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(David Adelman when @nuggets bench has crucial after crucial after back to back game after game turnovers)

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@Shapalicious @DenSports1043 It’s not a surprise… we needed a two minute rest for our starters and lost it all when our bench tried to play

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@VicLombardi Maybe it’s not put the game in the hands of the ice cold guy with one arm and 1/2 a shoulder…

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I guess the plan tonight is to let Jamal Murray shoot the light out in the gym for the @nuggets and by shoot the lights out I mean the ones on the ceiling, staircases, light posts in the parking lot…

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Hi hello @nuggets what’s up nice to meet y’all but hey… 2pts is WAY BETTER than 0pts so let’s like so some layups

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Anytime a trade is discussed for a legit superstar with the @nuggets people always say… oh but not Murray, can’t get rid of Jamal.

And then he shows up like this for game 7

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Maybe I don’t understand it well but I know enough to get that +/- is kind of a team thing but seriously… with the way he is shooting how in the world is @BeMore27 in the positive for the Nuggets today?

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Don’t be such a hard on @Avalanche fan about hating Mikko that you forget that Matt Duchene is skating for the Stars too #NHLPlayoffs

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And I thought the Thunder Grizzlies was a blow out….

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Yearly #420day reminder that we are not in high school any more and it’s time to grow up and develop a crippling prescription pill addiction like a adult.

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I don’t have the cholesterol to do this shit with the @nuggets for seven games

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This is what pisses me off about the @NBA the @Pacers are up by 20… there’s 50 seconds left. Even if they did their best @ReggieMillerTNT in the garden they wouldn’t come back. Quit with the fouls and get to gettin’

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I think all this @nuggets drama means that it’s time for the King of Park Hill @1MrBigShot to come home and take the reins here in #denver

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This is the type of weather that makes me want to throw on a new pair of @lululemon pants and roll ‘em up so I can frolic around with with ankles out

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Black or white, right or left… can we all just come together and agree that the single worst group of people on earth are adults who ask for change at a child’s lemonade stand?!

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As a part of @iamkevingates press tour for his new album #TheCeremony can we please get a @TheoVon interview?

Story for story those two together would break the internet