Freelance heart breaker with the mouth of a sailor, the heart of a poet and the mind of a six year old. I chase women in sundresses and whisk(e)y with hi-fives
@_ItsThatOneGuy Tim Hardaway Jr > Christian Braun
Corey Brewer > Christian Braun
Some Uber Driver In Cleveland > Braun
RTD Bus Driver In Denver > Braun
Vietnam Vet With One Leg > Braun
My Momma > Braun
One of the worst quarters of basketball the @nuggets have played all season. If this is the energy we’re bringing into the playoffs we’re going to get washed.
To everyone who bought a @Tesla over the past six months when the resale value tanked because the world hated Elon Musk… congratulations go out to you today on the ROI
If the @nuggets are looking for someone to show up in important games to huck up airballs and turn the ball over save the big contract money in the offseason… I’ll do it for free hotdogs and a matching set of warmups
I guess the plan tonight is to let Jamal Murray shoot the light out in the gym for the @nuggets and by shoot the lights out I mean the ones on the ceiling, staircases, light posts in the parking lot…
Anytime a trade is discussed for a legit superstar with the @nuggets people always say… oh but not Murray, can’t get rid of Jamal.
And then he shows up like this for game 7
Maybe I don’t understand it well but I know enough to get that +/- is kind of a team thing but seriously… with the way he is shooting how in the world is @BeMore27 in the positive for the Nuggets today?
Yearly #420day reminder that we are not in high school any more and it’s time to grow up and develop a crippling prescription pill addiction like a adult.
This is what pisses me off about the @NBA the @Pacers are up by 20… there’s 50 seconds left. Even if they did their best @ReggieMillerTNT in the garden they wouldn’t come back. Quit with the fouls and get to gettin’
Black or white, right or left… can we all just come together and agree that the single worst group of people on earth are adults who ask for change at a child’s lemonade stand?!
As a part of @iamkevingates press tour for his new album #TheCeremony can we please get a @TheoVon interview?
Story for story those two together would break the internet