Chad Jones (Total Landscaping)

Physical Chemist by training, Process Engineer by title. Lapsed podcaster for @Brachiolope. Proudly blocked by The Food Babe.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

Even AirBnB has a 24 hour empty house policy right now due to covid-19. If I were Joe I would have gotten a hotel room in DC for a week or two. Let the place air out a little.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

The greatest at being impeached. Nobody better. Yuge number of impeachments.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@Amazolam I do NOT want to see that alternate reality.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

I'm not saying that I want him to get his Twitter access back, but I *would* like to take a peek at the alternate reality where he still has it.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@Chemjobber Just getting caught up on the last few years here. We'll start by saying organic chemistry probably shouldn't be required. 🤣

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to Trump on his first ever consequence

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

Kinda sad. I was really looking forward to the new Trump album dropping on Spotify this weekend. Guess he'll release on SoundCloud?

[Fast Times @KarateSkool]

Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@DrDorea Good times.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Kicked out of Denny's after shitting in their cash register. Orwellian stuff.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Extremely unfair we can't see him tweet about this.

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

Stop saying history will judge them. Judge them now. With judges.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

Whoa. He's headed to prison that fast?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@basicuser22 https://t.co/J9U63ND9dv

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

I haven't tweeted in nearly 3 years, but I just had to change my name. 😂

[Marina Gomberg @marina_gomberg]

All I want is to interview @Chasten for my column. I *have* to know how he keeps calm and positive. It’s like... a really big deal.

(PLEASE RETWEET 🙋🏻‍♀️💕🙌🏼)

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@GriceChemistry I'm inactive. Only listening on Twitter now. There's one space you can free up.

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@realDonaldTrump I promise you're not the only one waiting...

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@KSL5TV Of all tweets that haven't aged well...

[Chad Jones (Total Landscaping) @TheCollapsedPsi]

@TylerMorganMe @ScottAdamsSays @balajis @DellAnnaLuca @ChambersAllan Dropping a quick note of appreciation. This is one of the best examples I've ever seen of telling a story with data. Simple. Focused. 👍