Collis Porch

The Collis Porch: encouraging your cigarette and binge-eating habits since 1990

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The porch survived Irene, and will be on campus for 11F! Let the chain smoking and binge eating commence!

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@KRenkosiak @marriuccia @bbandeen Duh! The Collis Porch is your dream porch, equipped with all those things that make life worth living

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@PopeBenedictXIV Ciaoooooooo! Come stop by the porch! Maybe even bless it with holy water (would that be like making it Kosher?)

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@KRenkosiak @marriuccia @BBandeen @CollisCafe The Cafe might be closed, but the Porch is AWLAYS open!

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@TheBGyss @1902hellscape now I'll always be fully stocked!!!!

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@FrottageCottage @PhiDeltPorch yeah! I'm thinking...brewfest!?

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@DartmouthReview @heritage Discriminating against women makes the economy better!

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@dartmouth no greek system!!! that's my wish

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@thedartmouth why would you publish an article like this with no qualifying remarks!? Yet another reason why the D is awful

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@FrottageCottage @TheBGyss #fattestbgsincollis

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@StackAnnexB @PhiDeltPorch Alpha Delta Fraternity for Choads

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@PhiDeltPorch @StackAnnexB peeing > ...peeing?! OMG CHOATES=AD

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@dartmouth @dartmouthrugby wait, doesn't that mean less facetime?! I don't know if I could deal with that! #ADproblems

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@thedartmouth this is old news. yet another reason why the d sux

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@DartmouthReview wait...tell me what you review again? movies? newspapers? washed-up conservative politicians that nobody cares about?

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@TheCollisPorch @StackAnnexB @PhiDeltPorch #dealwithit? #urineproblems #choatesproblemz

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@StackAnnexB now my hallway smells like pee. sound familiar @PhiDeltPorch ?

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@1902hellscape be a rebel and come smoke on @TheCollisPorch, defiantly ignoring the "thank you for not smoking" signs!

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@TheBGyss @1902hellscape if by biggest you mean fattest #itsathing #notoffensive #fattestgirlsincollis

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@1902hellscape @TheBGyss Based on the number of times @TheBgyss has been to @TheCollisPorch, I'd say I'm a bigger biddie. #superior