The Comedian

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

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@dom_lucre At what point in the air did she realize she wasn’t hooked up…

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I hate the Knicks

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This is what the Knicks get for their fans beating this shit out of random Spurs fans. Hope yall lose every game out.

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@unusual_whales Yeah, that’s Shell. They get a lot of stuff through there. They’re hurting a lot more than other oil companies. They have the bulk of that 1.2 billion barrel hole.

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@HawkEmDownChris

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$WMT sucks right now but $SPY heals all wounds

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@CelticsLead Al has no loyalty. He’s left twice now. Smart would’ve played for this team until he couldn’t run anymore.

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SGA has a very hateable face.

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@muheediva01 Nachos!

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Cool, one of those nights where I lay in bed and can’t sleep for absolutely no reason.

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I’m so tired of watching this dude play

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Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

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@ClownWorld Look, if you’re going around looking for this to happen so you can pepper spray a dog and put it on YouTube then you can fuck yourself but I have two dogs and I can promise you they are not just sitting on my front porch free to roam out into the road if they want.

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@warrenpuffettt Seems like a lot of people ran off after the Atlas boys got busted. It’s the Wild West out here now.

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Really @Starbucks?? $6+ for a cup of coffee and you can’t even fill it up?

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@OdLMarie Hell yeah!

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@unusual_whales

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@warrenpuffettt When they wake up and see you and smile, it’s the best

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@unusual_whales I would say I’m going to be happy as shit when he’s gone but that only means we’re going to have some extreme left liberal in there to “compensate” for what he did..

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@GamewithDave

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