Quackenbush

20 yrs real job → freshly laid off → funny stories, news jokes & absurd comedy at Boomer memes, insane rhymes & more. Proceed with caution.

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“I think I am going to become a scientologist”

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Spacey: (to Director) “Are you sure we can’t get a dude in here for this scene?”

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“Hey. How come I didn't get to see Diggler’s hog? Everybody else got to see it. Jack got to see it, Amber got to see it. I thought we were good friends?”

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Director: “Okay move over Stern... someone get the fake skeleton with the wig”
Daniel Stern: “Pft… that skeleton looks nothing like me”

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“I still can’t believe you stuck your entire arm in that pile of stegosaurus shit”

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“I hate that Chris Rock”

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“Seriously? It’s cum?”

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“You know the director’s in this movie and says the N word, right?”

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“I know… but after Isaac Kappy said all that stuff about me I just did what I had to do”

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“Someone is going to make a statue of Trump and Epstein doing this”

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“Damnit Blanche you skank! Quit trying to finger me!”
#Sitcoms

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“Yeah, I was around when the Manson family did all that stuff… so what?”

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“I’ve got a great idea! You should quit Cheers to focus on your movie career”

#Sitcoms #Cheers

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“Do I need to use that same weird microphone as Bob Barker?”

#Sitcoms

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Carl: “The fuck did you just say to me you little creep?”

#Sitcoms

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“Uh… I swear it wasn’t me… it was uh, Al... and Wilson”

#Sitcoms #Captions

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Tim: “Oh good, you like those new vibrating panties I made ya”

#Sitcoms #HomeImprovement

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Director: “I know! We all agree that they are great boobs… but keep looking over here”

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”I hate my brother”

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“Let’s just ALL be gay”