TheComedySniper

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@phunnyphilly @Grancracker_ Learn to read, dope. Those women were charged for what they did with the body after and/or for the drugs they took while pregnant, which resulted in the baby's death. Facts matter, your liberal feelings and lies do not.

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@kellyclarkson Give it a rest, entitled piggy. The bird isn't edible, so I doubt you want it anyway.

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@Grancracker_ Big Mike is much more entertaining when he speaks the truth ⬇️⬇️

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@Grancracker_ By the way, did AOC (Another Obnoxious Cunt) ever apologize for saying there have been 10 lynchings this year? She was proven wrong---one was a MURDER committed by black people to try and cover up their crime. The other 9 were suicides. The truth matters! Try using it sometime.

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@wschweitzer @WalksWallstreet And you're not intelligent enough to figure out how to unfollow him? How sad for you!

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@LucaDoncicMuse @td_nash You forgot to include the refs. Without them, your "favorite combo" would not have any Super Bowl appearances in the past 10 years.

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@kellyclarkson @brandiweekend Cool cool. Are you going to act like an entitled piggy and ruin a small business in Mexico, too?

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@AnglyStev @RyanSeacrest He does? Like what. Please be specific.

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@jucyfruit480 @RyanSeacrest Ryan wants to know if your 90-year-old DAD is married...

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@orskyai @RyanSeacrest Terrestrial radio is not "still the king of reach". The only people still listening to terrestrial radio are old people. Terrestrial radio desperately funds studies that tell them what they want to hear. "Reaching" listeners and getting them to listen are 2 very different things.

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@RyanSeacrest Too bad you don't do it well.

Terrestrial radio is hemorrhaging young listeners, and your pre-taped vanilla show is part of the reason why.

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@kellyclarkson Get over yourself, entitled piggy. Maybe spend the $15,000 on a trainer and a treadmill?

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@humminbirdmoth @KirkCameron I'm starting to feel like you are doing the work of the devil. 👿

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@humminbirdmoth @KirkCameron When did he say he does? Please be specific.

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@humminbirdmoth @KirkCameron Pretty sure you don't speak for God, Robby.

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@GeorgeTakei No, what's 'ripped' is your anus from butt sex.

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@magawarriorMike The Ropers

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