Connor O'Connor

A very manly muppet hoping to never be a muppet of a man. Co-host of the Garlic Boys podcast. Player on TGB One Shots.

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

I don't understand how people can still be lactose intolerant like come on people it's 2017 #stopthehate

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

Restaurants are just breading a block of cheese and selling it as a cheese stick and it’s sickening. Nobody better send me the location of restaurants doing this because I don’t want to know where they are and what their hours of operation are.

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

@mx__lisa That’s the true war crime

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@mx__lisa I know right if you’re going to illegally take someone from international waters you can’t scrounge up a Jack Ryan novel?

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

Trumps announcing his guest appearance on the new season of SVU. Easiest case yet for Ice-T

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

LAW AND ORDER

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

@cb_doge How your dumbass looks

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The More You Know

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

You’re right, this news is as plain as the nose that used to be on your face. I’m sure you’ll feel upset by this joke but since your face doesn’t move naturally anymore we can’t know for sure.

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

This “scoop” is garbage.

Elon Musk and President Trump have both *publicly* stated that Elon will depart from public service as a special government employee when his incredible work at DOGE is complete.

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

@johnnymaga

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

So he gets celebrated for degrading an actual war time president for not wearing “the right clothes” but then celebrates playing dress up?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Just the Vice President of the United States sending some freedom seeds downrange.

Doesn’t get more American than that. 🇺🇸

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

What if I have three?

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle.

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

@tedcruz

[Connor O'Connor @TheComicConnor]

Who’s more likely to know how to read?

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

This never gets old 🤣